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I write words, drink drinks and pluck strings, mostly in :

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I know it's been 30 years but I still harbor feelings for Cleo from the Heathcliff cartoon. Strong feelings.

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. @hodgman @JesseThorn graff 18 of today’s @nytimes cover story seems to contradict a long-standing ruling regarding the robot-ness of machine guns. Care to comment?

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@senatemajldr Didn’t think it possible, but this defense of corporate destruction of the environment is actually weaker than your chin. Impressive, Mitchell.

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@GlobeChadFinn Shea Hillenbrand

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✊🏽RIGHT ON SISTERS✊️@cyndilauper #InternationalWomensDay

[The Business @TheBusinessOi]

As you may have already heard, Micky passed away yesterday morning after a long battle with cancer.

Micky was a... https://t.co/k6ncSuF8LA

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Last day at job where I like co-workers. Feels like I'm just walking around saying “You’re great I’m just choosing to never see you again."

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My favorite current song is blaring in the airport. Either I'm getting older or airports are getting cooler. Either way thanks @JasonIsbell

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Last time I had this level of anxiety Malcolm butler saved the day. @Mac_BZ please tell me you're in FLA casting some amazing super vote?!

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If you swapped out the bat-signal with a light up beer sign, this is what shows up. #Batman #halloween

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When you from Gotham and your parents dead so you go all in with other orphans. #halloween #Batman

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#MAGA=threatening revolution if Hilary wins, in a Blue Lives Matter shirt while bitching about Kapernick. Irony so thick you can choke on it

[Rick Waldron @rwaldron]

"Trump My Face" by Tripp Underwood (@ESUIII) is exactly the comedy you need to start the day https://t.co/k6POZDDBXM

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Ancient wisdom: An eye for an eye (and lack of talent) leaves the world Third Eye Blind

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Vaping is to butts what mopeds are to motorcycles: Both are inherently dangerous, with death being far preferable to the safer option.

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Bet guys would be more into gymnastics if they dressed as ninjas. Simone Biles flipping around dressed as Storm Shadow would get NFL ratings

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Guns n Roses recap: It's like they ironed a plastic bag, tacked it to a scarecrow & waved it in front of 50,000 duck dynasty fans. Still fun

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LoL at my time line being flooded by hardcore guys in their mid 40s lambasting the popularity of this Pokemon thing because "it's for kids"

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Ugh. starting to think I might be turning into the bad guy from Doug. This is not my day, you guys. Not my day.

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@PFTompkins hope this isn't too forward, but what does Hanna Barbara pay for a Vincent Price live model these days?

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My baby looks like a combination of @ConanOBrien & @AndyRichter. Just hope Jay Leno doesn't take her away from us.