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[E Smelser @ESmelser7]

My kid once asked me what it was like to go to school in a one-room schoolhouse.

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

One minute you are young and carefree and the next minute your kids are asking for help with their history homework because you were alive in the nineteen hundreds.

[The Dad @thedad]

now that 2020 is over do we just start blaming our problems on 2021? or do we find a different thing to blame

[E Smelser @ESmelser7]

Agreed. They should hire this guy to write any future episodes. I could HEAR some of these posts as I read them... especially Babette, TJ, & Michel.

[ErinC @ErinNCorbett]

@ESmelser7 It was better than ALL of Year in the Life.

[E Smelser @ESmelser7]

@ErinNCorbett I just re-read it and it is so, so good.

[E Smelser @ESmelser7]

@ErinNCorbett

[E Smelser @ESmelser7]

This is gold!

[E Smelser @ESmelser7]

@JonAcuff Dominick the Donkey.

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

I'll say this about the song "Christmas Shoes," it unites us during the holidays. Christians, atheists, Muslims, Hindus, Republicans, Democrats, everyone hates it.

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

Me- Look at the beautiful Christmas lights kids!
My husband- Woo buddy, I’d love to see their electric bill

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

DATING TEXT: send a pic of what you’re wearing right now

MARRIAGE TEXT: send a pic of the exact kind of bone broth i’m supposed to pick up

[Dr. Derwin L. Gray @DerwinLGray]

The Fruit of the Spirit is what Biblical womanhood and manhood likes like.

That is all. Carry on.

[The Dad @thedad]

When I was a kid we didn't have fun playplaces, we had McJail

[E Smelser @ESmelser7]

@kcbee1023 @PatriciaHeaton This is definitely one of the funniest moments ever.

[E Smelser @ESmelser7]

@PatriciaHeaton There are so, so many... but the PMS episode stands out in my mind!

[E Smelser @ESmelser7]

@22michelem @PatriciaHeaton “Don’t let a suitcase full of cheese be your big fork and spoon!”

[E Smelser @ESmelser7]

If @taylorswift13’s Folklore album is the only good thing to come out of 2020, it will have been worth it. #Folklore #iwantaurorasandsadprose

[E Smelser @ESmelser7]

Can’t figure out which is worse, the acting or the writing. #prettysureitsboth #CobraKai #CobraKaiOnNetflix

[Beth Moore @BethMooreLPM]

I just cannot recommend Jesus enough.

[zooey deschanel @ZooeyDeschanel]

Saturday plans: wine and folklore

[Ally @TragicAllyHere]

I’m not trying to downplay the pandemic right now but every historical document is like “timmy has the pox and ma died in childbirth again and pa is watering down the water soup for supper” like I think we can handle getting takeout and wearing a mask k