Elizabeth Syndram

Instagram: @esyndram

[Elizabeth Syndram @ESyndram]

Bet everyone that hopped onto the tiny house craze are regretting their life choices right about now

[Elizabeth Syndram @ESyndram]

Some of y'all weren't homeschooled as a child and it shows.

[•Katie @katietheasian1]

If ANY of you even THINKS about BREATHING near our QUEEN BETTY WHITE just know I am COMING for YOU.

[•Katie @katietheasian1]

All I’m saying is we didn’t have coronavirus when FRIENDS was on Netflix...

[Elizabeth Syndram @ESyndram]

*refering to airport check in lines*
@lowery_als “Who are you flying with?”
@katietheasian1 “Myself”

[Elizabeth Syndram @ESyndram]

Stuff my boss says.... @katietheasian1

[Elizabeth Syndram @ESyndram]

“Is it racist to hit a women?”

[Elizabeth Syndram @ESyndram]

“My people are good at ping pong not volleyball”

[Elizabeth Syndram @ESyndram]

“When I become the bread winner, I will use all my lawyer money on puppies”

[Elizabeth Syndram @ESyndram]

Quotes from @lowery_als

[Elizabeth Syndram @ESyndram]

*taking the elevator*
“Why would I be winded going into a test?”

[•Katie @katietheasian1]

“I could never be on The Batchelor because my version of flirting is standing behind someone I think is cute in the Starbucks line.”

[Elizabeth Syndram @ESyndram]

Me: "I downloaded a new Tetris game and I am obsessed with it"
Amy: "Is that a fish game?"

@akurucz01

[Elizabeth Syndram @ESyndram]

"he is 5'1 of pure confidence" - Christal

[des moines @UsaMoines]

9 levels of midwestern anger

9. “For crying out loud”
8. “Woah woah woah”
7. “Hold your horses”
6. “Jeez Louise”
5. “Listen here pal”
4. “If I had a nickel for every time”
3. “Well, now wait a minute”
2. “For Pete’s sake”
1. “Son of a gun”

[Elizabeth Syndram @ESyndram]

“That one guy.... Captain America.... cute” @dvictoria9

[claire @clairemyers__]

me trying to fight the urge of having a mental breakdown every two minutes

[Benjamin A. Vorwerk @bvorwerk]

COLLEGE PRO TIP: if you’re already late, why rush? Hurrying won’t make you early. Take your time. Have some coffee. Smell the flowers.

[Elizabeth Syndram @ESyndram]

@akurucz01 Make sure to tell them Kevin is the best 😂