the research ad came up while I was researching biomaterials and it said "don't miss out on relevant research" and I just whispered "oh. I never do" and Julie looked at me so funny WHY AM I LIKE THIS
when I play war and it's a 6 vs a 9 I'm not gonna lie I just stare at the table. not because 6 9 haha 🤯 but because I'm waiting for them to start the war or not
reminder that you can be genderfluid, have top surgery, and still relate heavily to sapphic content. labels and boxes are only as helpful as you feel them to be💓💞 don't police the gender/sexuality spectrum
Louisiana is facing a humanitarian crisis and no one is talking about it! There is no running water or electricity. Entire neighborhoods are leveled. PLEASE STOP SCROLLING! A simple retweet or donation could mean everything! #helplakecharles#helplouisiana
I just want one of those fitness accounts to offer me a plan so I can, in all seriousness, send them a photo of the crimson chin and say "this is really the end goal for my physique, let's make this happen."
me: trust me it'll be a hit you'll love it
producer: lay it on me
me: love is blind only the floor is lava and it is never not lava extending to the honeymoon, and no straights
AMC walking dead just started Auto playing something else and I didn't realize it and there were two annoying girls and I said I hope they both get turned ew. Then my gf paused it and I look in the left hand corner to see "Rodeo & Juliet"😂
I dont think any fast food place has ever understood me when I mean extra sauce three each of buffalo and ranch. if I order 24 chicken nugz and a large fry I'm most certainly not asking for 3 total sauces for all that. who eats nuggets dry. why is your ratio 1 sauce/8 nugz
@UNLincoln funny I thought this *remote* week was supposed to prevent all this. oh wait, it's almost like as long as the university is open, we can't control the spread on campus. interesting...