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[evan turner @ETBeGood]

@Ponies911 Correct.

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

Times Square says WATCH IT

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

What @AdamSandler said

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Have fun

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

@adamfgoldberg Must understand why your parents in tuxedo and lavish gown are writing a check to Barry who has giant underarm sweat stains while you document everything

[David Wall ⭐⭐ BLM 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @WhatTheFiiiiiic]

@bcondotta Maybe this whole mock game thing wasn't such a great idea.

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

@RobinShorr The lyrics?

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

Well if the college he attended and presumably facilitated payments says they’re innocent, I’m convinced!

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

Daddy’s good luck charm is UNDEFEATED VS DOOK IN HIS LIFETIME. special thanks seniors @luke_maye, @kwill_24, Cam Johnson #GoHeels #futuretarheel

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

His first UNC dook game couldn’t have gone better. Special thanks @luke_maye @__garro @SeventhWoods @whitecoby4 @KWill_24 @BRob_4 @2ez_nassie #GoHeels

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

Why did I immediately imagine the follow up sentence: ", except his drug dealer, who is now on the short list to run the FDA." https://t.co/VyLcG4ZhxA

[The Hill @thehill]

JUST IN: Trump often says he believes drug dealers should get the death penalty: report https://t.co/E3MyBqdutt

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

Poor Benoit the French Canadian gets dumped by claire then they do him like this... #BachelorWinterGames

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

@BachelorABC I don't super care and I'm not offended at all but did he say what it sounds like he said? #BachelorWinterGames

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

Wow did I read that headline wrong #aMal

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

Tom Brady is the Anne Hathaway of football #FlyEaglesFly

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

More like Cooties outbreak

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

The way-yay-ting is the hardest part. #FlyEaglesFly

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

Hope my beloved coach Goodykunst was watching #GoldbergsSpinoff from heaven and laughing so hard his ultra tight coach shorts burst open

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

@Evsterrr 6 thru 100 better be Andrew Bynum

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

My middle school end of year newsletter had @Alyssa_Milano voted "biggest crush" back to back years. Still holds today, cuz of shit like👇 https://t.co/lLCuKryKOw

[evan turner @ETBeGood]

Decisions decisions