DJ G-Spot

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“Essentials only.” She repeated to herself as she put down the chocolate bars and returned to the liquor aisle.

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@rosehipsdontlie I do the same thing at work. "Someone didn't date the coffee. I don't know who, but let's teach all our friends how to date the coffee so we ALL remember together."

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#PokemonGoFriendCodes #pokemongo

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#pokemongo #eliterage #pokemongofriendcode

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“I didn’t have to ask the sheep for permission so I certainly don’t have to ask you.” -My coworker, Hannah

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I’m in a work culture orientation and this woman says we need to be more like ch!ck-f*l-a.

What? Donate more money to conversion therapy?

And before you come for me, Dan Cathy has donated huge sums to Anti-LGBTQ organizations.

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@HannahGracePage @amanda_leyawiin I think the child is correct. This is horrible. But I believe correct.

Must be baked in the oven.
Tastes questionable before baking.
Delicious when hot - more delicious at 3am when nobody can stop you.
Better if you add toppings.
Has layers.

I’m on board.

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Sometimes I forget that my wife does know things I don’t and it’s fun when she throws out a fun fact and I’m just sitting and … absorbing.

She cute.

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“I’m diametrically opposed to all genders.” -Munira

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@amanda_leyawiin Also the face of your SM when they found out they needed to note blocking.

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But at least does this OSWM surround himself with people trying to make a better world? I hope so.

I hope so because the other choice is the MAGA right hand and their horrific symphony of terrible choices.

And we already know they don’t care about anyone else.

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Here’s a wild concept I don’t see enough people grasping:

No. President Biden was not my first choice. He won’t be my favourite choice in the coming election in 2024.

However, it isn’t so much the actual person in the office as it is the people who surround them.

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So instead of worrying about the top of the ticket, worry about the people the that person will be surrounding themselves with.

Do I want the continuation of a series of old, white, straight men in power? No.

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@FrameyFrame Do I only get a free pass because I was a bandie?

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I’m absolutely flummoxed by adults who join a choir and cannot read music.

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@rosehipsdontlie You can buy most key laundry spare keys on Amazon for about 5-10$.

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@Shirukun I’ve got a guy that does that every day and I refuse to learn his order as a point of contention.

His order is a large dark roast black coffee but you won’t see me knowing that.

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My wife is missing the rehearsal where we do LatinForIdiots … boy is she gonna feel silly.

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There is a bass who doesn’t quite get that Handel does not mean legato.

Sir. Please. Stop fighting with Pat.

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The woman next to me in choir is writing in her music with pink gel pen. Lord someone help me.

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I’m absolutely gonna need someone to explain to me how having a face mask on, hands in dirt, and listening to an audiobook translates to old man as “please come and talk to me, I was really looking forward to a conversation about nothing”