Eugene Terre'Blanche

Died April 3 2010. Went to Hell. Just got out.

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

Fokit man!

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

I thought I would never say this, but SA Rugby does not seem to do well under white rule. #SSRugby

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

If your ass is Akin you've had a rapin' #toddakin

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

@khayadlanga Don't us Boere even get a mention? Siestog!

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

#Malema I will miss Julius' racism and Floid's eloquence.

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

#ETtrial I am watching this with interest. It's amazing how much you forget when you get to my age.

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

"@Julius_S_Malema: Any good betting tips for the DBN July? " There you go wanting something for nothing again #durban july

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

Malema's comedy is getting very black #ANCYL

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

If I didn't know better, I would believe in God #eclipse

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

The eclipse from Mauritius was wonderful. It's covered now. I think I am maan befok.

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

@spillly I would have suggested the Dagga Party.

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

Cricket is also played in Heaven. I just saw Hansie at the nets.

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

All quiet up here. Just saw God going down to the river with His fishing rod.

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

@spillly Not sure I agree with you that the deceased cannot check their Facebook messages.

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

@Jonathan_Witt Jesus is just coming to fetch the ANC voters. The rest of you must stay to sort out the mess.

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

Dear Surviving South Africans, keep up the old tradition and vote with your skin not your brain. #Elections

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

I checked again. ANC voters will get to heaven BEFORE DA voters. *Ghostly laughter* #elections

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

My message to voters: Both Manto and I are in Heaven. There is room for anyone up here. Haven't seen Osama yet, though.

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

God's computers use up all our bandwidth. Especially with all the okes praying because the world is ending on the 21st. Give me Hellkom!

[Eugene Terre'Blanche @ETinHeaven]

#Japan The Wings department just ran out of stock. Word out is that not even God saw this one coming.