steel-toed crocs

all the world's a stage and I'm the one calling cues. lighting and projection enthusiast.

[steel-toed crocs @ETplants]

...obamacare

[Starbucks Workers United @SBWorkersUnited]

🚨Our union is hearing concerns from baristas about an ingredient in the new Starbucks Blended Refreshers.

The blending powder is silica-based and becomes airborne easily. Breathing in silica powder can be dangerous.

We need this addressed if workers are feeling side-effects.

[m @rippleblvd]

cats closing is fake news made up by big debessonet to sell us more half baked concert productions

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

if we don’t get a jellicle ball cast recording now im gonna fight andrew lloyd webber myself

[steel-toed crocs @ETplants]

@florensicz I’m getting Toy Story but horror vibes maybe?

[steel-toed crocs @ETplants]

@_shebecca @ali_sivi

[rat liker @rat_liker]

There are terrified families hiding in their homes, afraid to step foot outdoors because masked men will take them away. This is about as apt a comparison as you're going to get. What good is saying "never again" if nothing is allowed to qualify as "again"?

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

Mayor Mamdani I know you’re not a big American football guy but please make sure this never happens again

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Someone who paid their debt to society and has then spent the last few decades working to help others avoid making the same mistakes seems like a perfect person to advise on criminal justice matters, actually.

[kareem 🪴 🦧 @kareemisposting]

Free advice to the post: if you want to make the point that hating cars is bad perhaps don’t use an image of an ambulance blocked in traffic

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

ME ON A TRAIN: Oh no, I accidentally clicked a video with sound! Oh god, people heard a second of loud sound from my phone. I have torn the social contract.

EVERYBODY ELSE ON TRAIN: hell yeah, train time, time to watch the loudest TikToks

[attractive wastrel @UrbaneUrban]

The waiters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the waiters

[julia @eathedocument]

living at home with my parents is like living with 15 year olds on edtwt

[Brad Lander @bradlander]

Stealing my Cyclone campaign ad?
A little pathetic.

Doing it without the Nathan’s hotdog?
Go back to Westchester.

[Hannah Solow @hamstertalk]

2 out of 3 judges on America’s Kidz Got Singing will now have played Mary Todd Lincoln…John McEnroe, get your curls ready.

[Dropout @dropout]

👏👏👏

[elijah daniel @elijahdaniel]

nobody was even gonna be suspicious of this car accident till they put in this release that he was trying to help a woman. now we KNOW ur covering something up

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

happy labor day

[steel-toed crocs @ETplants]

@_AllThatJaz dare I say Lion King all 4
Pippin all except act 2 opener
Titanic opening for sureeee
You can’t stop the beat obviously

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

the concept of selling ivermectin from an “alternative medicine” “pharmacy” out of your car because you tied for fifth with a trans woman three years ago