Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody)

Running the @EU_Commission as Secretary General since 14 January 2020. No Selmayr coup, no Dutch Italianer ;-) Parody.

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

We still haven't managed to exorcise @mseltzermayr.

[EC's Midday Minions @MiddayMinions]

We don't take @Berlaymonster questions today.

Thank you for your understanding.

#MiddayFollies

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

Ursula says she's glad >not< to have a Secretary General with the "stature" of 'Beast' Lamy or 'Monster' Selmayr, thank you very much.

@Berlaymonster @mseltzermayr

https://t.co/SRU52PBzJg

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

Thanks for the mention @maiadelabaume, but my predecessor's predecessor's predecessor #CatherineDay was @EU_Commission's first ever female Secretary-General, for a whopping 10 years.

Here's formerly @Cathy__Day with her successor @AItalianer.

https://t.co/Kf0HLBYu7H #IWD2020

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

We tried exorcism but he keeps coming back...

[EU-Kommission Wien @EUKommWien]

Um 20.38 geht‘s los! Der erste #nightjet von Wien nach Brüssel startet. @MartinSelmayr fährt mit: „Es ist höchste Eisenbahn für Klimaschutz.“ #EUGreenDeal #loveyourplanet

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

@quatremer @MartinSelmayr Ah, but you missed our master plan ;-)

https://t.co/9NtdRrV3sh

[Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr]

Ilze Juhansone arrives for her first day at the new job, sits at her desk, peels off her mask to reveal the calm demeanour of @MartinSelmayr beneath

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

Don't tell them we're shape-shifters! 🤫

[Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr]

Ilze Juhansone arrives for her first day at the new job, sits at her desk, peels off her mask to reveal the calm demeanour of @MartinSelmayr beneath

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

Congratulations to me!

[Valdis Dombrovskis @VDombrovskis]

Esmu gandarīts par lēmumu apstiprināt Ilzi Juhansoni par Eiropas Komisijas ģenerālsekretāri - tas ir augstākais ierēdņa amats ES. Ilze Eiropā ir paraugs latviešu darba tikumam un diplomātes spējām. Turpināsim darbu komandā! #LatvijaVar 🇱🇻🇪🇺

[Günther H. Oettinger (Schboof) @GOettinger]

🙈

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

Psst @mseltzermayr, I hear Germany is looking for a new Defense Minister.

#vonderLeyen #EPlenary

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

@mseltzermayr @MartinSelmayr You mean after @mseltzermayr we might get *ANOTHER* German Commission President? 😱

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

You mean after @mseltzermayr we might get *ANOTHER* German Commission President? 😱

[Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr]

EU TRIVIA: what, apart from being on the brink of collectively running the EU, do Ursula Von Der Leyen, Klaus Welle, Manfred Weber and @MartinSelmayr have in common?

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

*Unlike @mseltzermayr I will act in accordance with the rules of the European Commission.

https://t.co/ilpSQqTuhM

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

And retire legally, y'know.

[Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr]

I mean, you could also argue that if the work is so important those doing it should be appointed legally, but, y’know

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

Not in my name

[Günther H. Oettinger (Schboof) @GOettinger]

Falshes newsh! We never manipulate se rules or se truth.

#SelmayrGate

https://t.co/ONgXDkf4aT

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

At least *someone* knows how to treat a Secretary General.

@mseltzermayr @lesgrecques @quatremer https://t.co/LYZYygRbEN

[Netherlands at the EU @NLatEU]

Alexander Italianer, former Secretary-General of @EU_Commission was knighted by @minpres.

Congratulations to Alexander for this well-deserved honour.

🎖 #Officier in de Orde van Oranje-Nassau

[Martini Seltzermayr @mseltzermayr]

We will learn the lessons of #SelmayrGate by ensuring no one can unceremoniously boot me out the way I did to @AItalianer

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

"With friends like @mseltzermayr, Europe doesn’t need enemies."

says former EU judge @FrDe2059 about #SelmayrGate https://t.co/bXJA90b5zW

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

@lesgrecques You were early ;-)

https://t.co/SJGptmwvvX

[Ilze Juhansong 🎵 (parody) @EUSecGen]

Oy @mseltzermayr, wake up from the #SelmayrGate nightmare.

It was all just an #AprilFool. I'm staying!