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Disclaimer: This is a twitter account made for and by the organizers of Columbia's Model UN team for CMUNCE 2013, a high school Model UN competition.

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As CMUNCE comes to a close, we wish you all a safe trip home! #CMUNCE2013

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Denmark CHUGS. Water, that is #responsibility #CMUNCE2013

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we have been infiltrated #awkward #getoutandstayout #CMUNCE2013

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Denmark: I just want my kidneys! #CMUNCE2013

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Greece asks China for aid... China says "没办法!" #awkward #CMUNCE2013

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Sweden is trying to join the 4th Empire #frontrunner #whatthewhat #CMUNCE2013

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"we're a very friendly...even though we look like we're not..." #LIES #CMUNCE2013

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US to Greece : We'll take your troops AND all your gyros #yum #whateverwhateveridowhatiwant #CMUNCE2013

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Ireland takes over the UK. http://t.co/8zjT1Tsy #thatawkwardmomentwhen #irelandattacks #CMUNCE2013

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The Avengers are called. Hawkeye gets lost....lets face it he was just eye candy anyway #avengers #hawkeye #CMUNCE2013

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Russian just burst in here and took all the kidneys... #ALLLLLLLthekidneys #CMUNCE2013

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Shot down....

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Putin gets FIESTY #taylorswift #wearenevereverevergettingbacktogether #CMUNCE2013

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The IRA attempts an assassination on members of the @RussiaCMUNCEXII it vaguely fails #CMUNCE2013

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@RussiaCMUNCEXII storms into Brussels and demolish the EU #whoops #fail #getittogether #CMUNCE2013

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"Can we join you up there" -Bulgaria
"You have to be Russian-born"
#oooooohburn #CMUNCE2013

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Lithuania annexes the southern half of Latvia and Estonia annexes the Northern half of Lativa

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"Luxembourg declares his total neutrality." #whydidwefindthishilarious #thenewswitzerland #leavemeoutofit #CMUNCE2013

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Luxembourg declares total neutrality.

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Netherlands and Denmark move to the moon... #friends4eva #CMUNCE2013