EVIL Jake English!

I am EVIL JAKE ENGLISH! I go by he/him, but EVILLY! I HATE GUNS AND ADVENTURES AND FISTICUFFS!!!!! #evilparodystuck

[EVIL Jake English! @EVILJakeEnglish]

//Hey y’all, owner here. I’m thinking I might retire this account. It was very fun while it lasted, and EVIL EPS was a blast! I’m just not that into it anymore. Def gonna keep it up for the funnies, but prob not gonna post at all.

[EVIL Jake English! @EVILJakeEnglish]

//Anywho, if you wanna follow my main for some reason, it’s @spookology596. Goodbye EVILheads!

[EVIL Jake English! @EVILJakeEnglish]

//Hey y’all, owner here. I’m thinking I might retire this account. It was very fun while it lasted, and EVIL EPS was a blast! I’m just not that into it anymore. Def gonna keep it up for the funnies, but prob not gonna post at all.

[max @falloutmax2]

Hey guy this is a pedophile @/PRO2PIIT2OLLUX or BOBBY_BOT_BOB

[Kankri’s Tampon @kankristampon69]

# Happy Tamp9n Tuesday !! :3 #tampontuesday

[KARKAT.EXE @karkatdotexe]

I... ALWAYS WIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[KARKAT.EXE @karkatdotexe]

AGGGHHHH!

[biweekly davekat (MOVED, READ PINNED) @biweeklydavekat]

day 126

[EVIL Jake English! @EVILJakeEnglish]

//thank y’all for your support in these EVIL times! I would plug my main but I think it’d be funnier if I didn’t

[EVIL Jake English! @EVILJakeEnglish]

//HOLY SHIT 100 FOLLOWERS WHAT

[EVIL Jake English! @EVILJakeEnglish]

Another day, another exciting strife! Although I will need to repair the ol' SKAIA-TANK!

[EVIL Jake English! @EVILJakeEnglish]

@eVILESTtAVROS @lesbybiologist @EvilLordJack @karkatdotexe @RizzKnightOfSpa Go get 'em tavmeister!

[EVIL Jake English! @EVILJakeEnglish]

@lesbybiologist @karkatdotexe @eVILESTtAVROS @EvilLordJack @RizzKnightOfSpa Are you ready for another one! *more clanging can be heard from inside the tank*

[EVIL Jake English! @EVILJakeEnglish]

@RizzKnightOfSpa @lesbybiologist @karkatdotexe @eVILESTtAVROS @EvilLordJack This is but a taste of what the SKAIA-TANK can offer! Loading another shot!

[EVIL Jake English! @EVILJakeEnglish]

@lesbybiologist @karkatdotexe @eVILESTtAVROS @EvilLordJack @RizzKnightOfSpa CANNON FIRE! ANTI-TRICKSTER ROUND! *an explosion roars through out the field, and you a sharp pain in your chest*

[EVIL Jake English! @EVILJakeEnglish]

@karkatdotexe @eVILESTtAVROS @EvilLordJack @lesbybiologist @RizzKnightOfSpa *you hear the sounds of metal clanging and treads rolling along the ground* BEHOLD! THE SKAIA-TANK! Preparing to fire!

[KARKAT.EXE @karkatdotexe]

@lesbybiologist @RizzKnightOfSpa DO NOT EVEN TRY! 「トリプル.EXE必殺弾幕」(TRIPLE .EXE DEATH BARRAGE!)

[EVIL Jake English! @EVILJakeEnglish]

@karkatdotexe At least you're not some bonkers-crazy psycho! Although it is very weird!

[EVIL Jake English! @EVILJakeEnglish]

@karkatdotexe HOLY TOLEDO!

[KARKAT.EXE @karkatdotexe]

OK, SO:
THERE WAS THIS VILLAGE IN MY LAND, AND THERE WERE SOME STRONG GUYS THERE, SO I STOPPED THEM FROM DESTROYING THE VILLAGE AND GRABBED THE FIRST POOL BALL.
AFTER THAT I LEFT *WITHOUT* DESTROYING THE VILLAGE, HERE'S A PICTURE OF ME AFTER *NOT* DESTROYING IT.
HAHAHA!