Electric Shortbus

I drive the electric short bus. Some people aren't bright, so I take them for a ride.

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@PooWorldOrderr They shot 23 takes before a random tourist, only known as "Jeff", asked "why not use CGI?"
They tried 48 more takes before switching, 394 Indians died 31 were left permanently disabled and one survived with only a few minor broken bones after being launched from the tree.

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@Alexoo4 @SakanaTrue @McJuggerNuggets Pretty sure the bible says something about women shutting the fuck up and doing what their man tells them to do, but here you are being an attention whore online.

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@bruce_barrett If I knew the police force was full of 80IQ retards that were physically weaker than the average woman, I'd commit crime too.
Seems to fit perfectly well with the "we want to destroy western society" politicians.

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@ClownWorld This is the same bitch that was like "I don't cook for my husband."
It's rage bait.

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@tefft_tim @klara_sjo I 100% guarantee this phaggot thinks abortion is okay.

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@klara_sjo If you're gonna do it, do it 100%

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@HOOSIERMASTER @ClownWorld Nah, let's bring back victim blaming.
Sure it's not YOUR fault you were shot, but you DID ask "What are you going to do? Shoot me?" before being shot.
Like, that's a little on you.

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@MomsPostingLs @iAnonPatriot I no longer want to "send them back".

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@theragingbeanyt @kyrylobuVANov They have to make it about politics about cartoons and children movies because they can't comprehend anything more complex.

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@libsoftiktok Some nigger overdoses and a bunch of low IQ retards destroy half the country.
Some nigger stabs a guy police let the guy die, why aren't we destroying half the country?
Hell, I'd settle for 13%

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@mikerestacked @berdyn A few feet down it's super dense rock.

It's extremely expensive and a logistical nightmare.

It would be like blasting through a mountain, only instead of it building tracks to bridge the east and west coasts providing jobs and millions worth of commerce, some nerd lives there.

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@VineOfNorthLDN @JohnnyTheFlash_ @ItsJustSunday @peterb @genericnam94703 @RefinedPopulist He's making fun of you for using Artificial Intelligence, because you have no actual intelligence.

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@MarkReid42

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@ColdHandsInc @MarkReid42 Riding shotgun with me

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@ywomendeservles Sorry if women need their right to vote taken away in the process of rebuilding western society, but that is a price I'm absolutely willing to pay.

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@dunham_troyauth @LibertyCappy It's obviously a joke.
No state allows you to shoot someone just for being on your property, even if they refuse to leave, unless you have reasonable or articulable fear of immediate death or bodily harm.
(Texas has situations where you can shoot a thief after dark.)

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@UncleNestor22 If you don't commit suicide and you're not in a gang, you are 2.5x more likely to die because you tangled yourself up in your bedsheets and suffocated to death rather than be shot dead.

Don't commit crime either, it jumps to 5x more likely to strangle yourself on your bedsheets.

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@CyclicallyC @UncleNestor22 Buddy here never heard of a mistake.
It's called medical malpractice. If you don't know what it is, or don't know how to look it up. I'm not capable of dumbing it down enough for you to be able to understand.

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@SaP011 Because being muslim means you have a mental illness.

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@notanerable UK nerds: "LMAO AMERICANS BUILD THEIR HOUSES OUT OF WOOD!"
Also UK Nerds living in a brick oven: