Elementary Watson

Recording Artist/Vocalist. Humorist. Traditionalist. Pontificator. Pious Herald-Ombudsman For Jesus. 100% Christian Containing Zero Sanctimonious Ingredients.

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

@HunterBiden @realDonaldTrump THE BIDEN FAMILY is no where near done screwing with this COUNTRY yet. No ‘President’ has EVER had so many family MEMBERS grift off of a nation. Where does it end❓ Your father. You. Your step momma. Your uncle. How many MORE, huh, Hunter-GATHERER❓ 🤨🤔🧐

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

No doubt‼️

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

If she COULD she WOULD‼️ 👵

[Randy Quaid @RandyRRQuaid]

E Jean Carroll is going to accuse Trump of raping her in her coffin.

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

More (safe and) effective than the Bat Signal‼️

[J.J. @_Just__JJ]

Public Service Announcement of the day.. when you see this signal in the night sky, RUN! (#DefundTheDems!)

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

And their cult lines up willingly…and happily‼️

[J.J. @_Just__JJ]

@Patrickwebb Choo! Choo! (You KNOW there’s a COVID boxcar- or three or four…)

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

@joelkingfish @Melinda15858273 @RealJamesWoods @DNIGabbard @SenRandPaul Truth‼️

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

@Melinda15858273 @RealJamesWoods @DNIGabbard @SenRandPaul You are a 🤡 and even hate the people you propose to hold up. FAUXci killed COUNTLESS homosexuals in the 1980s with a bad AIDS drug that he KNEW was 🐂 💩‼️ You shall pay for your ignorance and lies.

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

Indeed. FAUXci MUST be prosecuted ‼️

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

I celebrate a brave voice, gone on to a higher plane of existence. 💙

[Paul Bond @WriterPaulBond]

RIP comedian Tom Dreesen, who died at age 86 today. He was on Johnny Carson 61 times. I knew him via FOA, the secret group of non-leftists working in Hollywood who loved America and supported its military; secret until Obama’s IRS and the NYTimes conspired to reveal and destroy it.

Here he is on Carson in the 1980s goofing on politics. At the end of this clip, he discusses the energy crisis and illegal immigration. He was ahead of his time.

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

😂🤣 I was unaware of this 😂🤣

[AdanuKrizz 🫵🦅 @AdanuKrizz]

The Carmichaels were dramatic, but this is probably the most realistic portrayal of election debates in American families. 🍿🔥

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

@dreexdays @nvmadii @grok As if YOU don’t❓

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

💪🏻 I couldn’t have said it better myself‼️

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

No lie detected‼️

[Gerry Callahan @GerryCallahan]

Things that triggered the left this week:

- a clean reflecting pool
- a name on a building
- a murderer getting convicted of murder
- a sporting event at the White House
- a successful IPO
- welders and janitors becoming millionaires

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

@HunterBiden @stanDAmanDATcan And it’s not cocaine. It’s just parmesan cheese on your carpet‼️ 😂🤣

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

@HunterBiden I suppose YOU prefer your father’s pullout of Afghanistan. 😂🤣 But, then again, pulling out isn’t a Biden’s strong suit. At least, not YOURS‼️ 🤷🏼‍♂️

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

Pretty much‼️

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

@Scott2058095301 @ThoNg676733 Personally, I think 8.5 is too high on even just her face. Maybe 7.0

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

@ThoNg676733 Odd. She’s certainly decent, but I still find her fairly mid, in the grand scheme of things, and have been with a woman far more beautiful than her.

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

No lie detected‼️ 🙄

[Elementary Watson @EWTweets]

Praise Jesus. Amen. 🙏🏻 He listens…and He speaks‼️

[Declaration of Memes @LibertyCappy]

Remember this next time you pray 🙏

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