At a banquet dinner and the waiters are sprucing up salads on plates before everyone sits down. I'm already seated so the guy says, "do you mind if I fluff your salad?" 😂 #nope, go ahead.
"Well, my buckle makes impressions on the inside of her thigh, there are little feathered Indians where we tussled through the night." Possibly all time favorite opening line of any song.
It's always a great episode of #StorageWars when some of your favorites like @EWears & @DarrellGambler are on the show! I really liked last night's episode.