Emily Witty

Public Relations Officer for the Baltimore City State's Attorney's Office. Opinions are my own.

[Emily Witty @EWitty5]

#happylaborday

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@kimKBaltimore @GovWesMoore I have a feeling he would not classify you as one of his buds...

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The fact that every @Walgreens and @riteaid around me can't do a simple walk in flu shot and covid booster is astounding. Please turn this task over to the fine folks at the @ChickfilA drive thru who can handle it.

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@TwitterSupport please assist with a verification issue for a work account

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@baltimore311 reported on Monday, has gotten worse. Neighbors w/o water. 1318 Stevens Avenue 21227

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@MyBGE @BaltimoreDPW

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@TwitterSupport I need help with a hacked work account, password and email log in have been compromised

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@Akon why did you pass on Akanda as the name of your city? #WakandaForever

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See that order date @havertys - I still have no couch and no answer from you as to when I will have a couch. After six times reaching out I'm just going to complain here. I understand covid slowed production, I don't understand not knowing when we will get a product.

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@TorreySmithWR Walking down a deserted route one to @PizzaBolis with a @naturallight in every coat pocket. Those were the days. #Snowmageddon

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@sakiknafo1 listening to #Conviction and every line from Manny is straight out of Vinn Diesel's character's mouth in The Fast and the Furious lol. It's fantastic.

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Meet Bagel

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@Chris_Stuckmann your review got me pumped to watch @MarriageStory Would you say it's similar to Kramer v. Kramer? (another fave of mine.)

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Made your baked rigatoni @BingingWBabish and holy Christmas. My run tomorrow morning will be fueled by carbs and cheese lol.

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No this animal is "weaving" a sign of boredom and anxiety of being in a stall.

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HOLIDAY SPIRIT ANIMAL! This horse moving his mane to Frosty the Snowman is pure joy. ☃️ 🎶 https://t.co/6MzHiA3kF3

[Emily Witty @EWitty5]

@elonmusk could you make a version of the Roomba that will vacuum my house AND clean up my senior dog's accidents? It's hell getting old.

[Emily Witty @EWitty5]

@GlamLifeGuru "Is it me you're looking for?" - Pooca's cover of @Adele

[Emily Witty @EWitty5]

@The_Bygone have you considered cocktail making classes? Because that would be amazing. Especially if, like cooking classes, you get to consume what you make. #signmeup

[Emily Witty @EWitty5]

Everyone yelling about @PopeyesChicken v. @ChickfilA when the contest was already won decades ago with @RoysRestaurants Gold Rush Chicken Sandwich!

[Mike Schuh Storyteller @MikeSchuhTV]

UPDATE: State Fire Marshall’s Office says “No working smoke detectors... ” found inside home where 2 were killed in #Sykesville.