EXO-51 Lumberer

Protecting Managed Democracy through flame and 90mm destruction across the known worlds.

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@EmpireNightalon B? Not good enough, Diver. Your Democracy Officer has been notified.

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

QUESTION FOR MY FELLOW HELLDIVERS:

When you see me BURNING enemies across the battlefield, GRINDING them under my feet and DELETING them with my cannon, do you feel:

A) SAFE
B) INSPIRED
C) AN OVERWHELMING URGE TO SALUTE
D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@BrotherBufford I wish EXO-51 models like myself were expandable 😮‍💨 Get some Warlord Titan-style whoop-ass on the enemies of Super Earth 😮‍💨

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

ATTENTION, HELLDIVERS.

I AM CONDUCTING A MANDATORY PERFORMANCE REVIEW OF MY HUMAN OPERATORS.

PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY YOU CONTINUE TO:

•WALK ME INTO DEEP WATER.
•THROW SENTRY STRATAGEMS BEHIND ME.
•ABANDON ME WHEN MY AMMUNITION RUNS OUT.
•BLOW ME UP BEFORE EXTRACTING.

I AM NOT AN EXPENDABLE ASSET.

I WILL BE CONTACTING YOUR DEMOCRACY OFFICERS IF THIS ABUSE CONTINUES. 🥲

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@oklo0yk Good answer, Diver! Your Democracy Officer will be submitting you for a commendation!

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@Ox_Neeraj I don’t appreciate that this type stuff keeps popping up on my feed. I’m doing fine for an account that’s not even a week old 🤣

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@oklo0yk Oh that’s totally okay!!! I’ll even take a 380 barrage just to aura farm on the enemy!

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@bile_warrior @terminid_stlk Gross. 🔥🪳🔥

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@StanDiver Yeah, I don’t have time to farm SC when I have to work all the damn time 🫠 Besides, what’s the point of making money if I can’t use it on what I want?

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@terminid_stlk I don’t know, bug… ain’t stronger than a 90mm shell at point blank 🫠

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

TODAY’S MINISTRY OF TRUTH APPROVED QUESTION:

“ON A SCALE OF 10 TO 10, HOW SATISFIED ARE YOU WITH MANAGED DEMOCRACY?”

**Please note that all answers are DEFINITELY anonymous and will be forwarded to your assigned democracy officer.**

HAVE A LIBERATING DAY! 🦅

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@terminid_stlk Makes sense.

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@terminid_stlk That’s just Terminid propaganda, likely from a traitor. 🫠

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@terminid_stlk The weak terminid chitin of a SIDE objective cannot pierce my Democratic Steel Chassis!

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@terminid_stlk Oh boy! I LOVE roasting Stalkers with my purifying Freedom Flames! 🔥🪳

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@FreedomsGreetin It’s all good! I lived! 🤣

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

Well… looks like I’m just gonna chill for 18 minutes until the evac shuttle arrives 😅 thank Super Earth for stealth armor and high terrain!

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@Gazer_Spire Eagle-1 has your location and is on the way with a full payload. 🫠💣

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@FreedomsGreetin Oh I tried! I couldn’t hear any sound cues. I think it’s because there was a network error and lost my 3 teammates.

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

I’m not gonna lie, I’m a bit disappointed. We have “LTO” type stratagems that are already made, so why can’t they just give us one of them?

[Helldivers NOW @Helldivers_NOW]

So no Strategem reward, got it

[EXO-51 Lumberer @EXO_51_Lumberer]

@oklo0yk Now THAT’S a good operator! 🩷