EXO-Jay

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and his video

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Hey all you EXO fans and lovers! check out this asian youtuber and his channel you won't regret it!
https://t.co/cYh7lJzxgd

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Jimmy Johns should open up an upscale restaurant called �James Jonathans�

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Cracking my knuckles is an ability that has a cool down time

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When Cyprus is playing against Russia, its CYP-RUS, and the remaining letters make RUS-SIA

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Ironically, most people consume produce.

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What if Han has no idea what Chewie is saying and hes just making up shit to agree with himself

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People who make radio ads with traffic sounds deserve a special place in hell

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I wonder if when Im old and wrinkled, I will find other old and wrinkled people attractive.

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If Mr. Krabs ever owns a pizza/pie place, it should be called The Crust Station

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The person who coined the term Erectile dysfunction really missed out by not calling it Ballzheimers disease

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If not stated otherwise, I assume everyone on the internet is a male american in their twenties

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Using the flashlight on my 1% charged phone to find the charger is basically the premise of Suicide Squad.

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A significant amount of people are going to fuck cups for the first time today.

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A golden shower sounds really exotic if you dont know what it is

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I have an idea for an app for guys to find other guy friends but theres no way to explain it without making it sound like Grindr

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Starbucks is for people that dont like coffee but do like hot milkshakes.

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A bowling alley is the only place youll see an older person explaining the computer to a younger person.

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Han Solo, Chewbacca, and the Millennium Falcon are the sci-fi version of a redneck, his dog, and his truck.

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Achilles is most famous for his only weakness

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Hockey is a lot more fun to watch if you pretend everyone is fighting over the last Oreo.

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My dog and I are best friends despite sharing almost no interests.