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New York Sports Fan 🥵 College Football and Basketball enthusiast 🤠 Degenerate gambler 🥶 I loooooovvveee alcohol 🍺 Can’t talk to girls 😬

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There are soooo many games to bet on I can’t wait

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I may jerk off to the college football board… and by might I mean yes… I’m going to jerk off to the college football board

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Can’t sleep. Thinking about college football week 0.

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Am I supposed to hate the end of how I met your mother BECAUSE I TOTALLY 100% DO… BRO IM SO DONE. I NEVER WANNA FALL IN LOVE AGAIN

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6 more days until I gamble sooo much money this fall… it’s almost that time

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@gaylank69 Is the offer still on the table?

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First sober weekend in a minute… this feels weird

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THERE IS A GOD THERE IS A GOD

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I’m so fucking done. I was getting matched BUT THATS FUCKING GONE I GUESS

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First I get arrested AND THEN I GET BANNED FROM HINGE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS HORSE SHIT

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There is absolutely NO FUCKING WAY WTF IS THIS GARBAGE… IM IN THE MIDDLE OF 4 CONVOS RIGHT NOW AND I GET BANNED WTF

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I don’t give a fuck about the gay Mets but they are so back. Jk they are gay and suck dick for a living

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I heard hot chicks go to DUI school… maybe I need to try it out

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Just told a girl on hinge I loved her rack. She was out of my league but maybe she responds. #whoops #itslipped

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Reminder: PCA was on the gay Mets. They decided to get 2 months of Javier Baez instead of PCA

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I’m still thinking about my arrest… the funny thing is I don’t remember majority of it. My lawyer is gonna ask me sooo many questions that I’m gonna be like ooooo idk Jim

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Players gonna play

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How the fuck did I get arrested

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I’m about to skull fuck some breakfast

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I love the odyssey and would jerk off to it