๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕

————LEWD DNI/DNF———-

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

✩༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛✩

𝑴𝑬𝑮𝑼𝑴𝑰𝑵

⦾༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛⦾

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛༛

𝑪𝑹𝑰𝑴𝑺𝑶𝑵 𝑫𝑬𝑴𝑶𝑵

༞༞༞༞༞༞༞༞༞༞༞༞༞༞༞༞༞༞

[氷結の魔女 @HYOKETSUNOMAJO]

❄︎ ———————❄︎

𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑻 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑪𝑯

❄︎ ———————❄︎

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

“…..I used explosion….

How could you not guess?”

[𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮𝙧 ᅠ。 @VowedInSteel]

"M-MEGUMIN...?!

W-WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU...?!"

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

And here is the explosion mage observing the scene

“ at least it’s not me this time causing a ruckus….and damages….”

[Gσԃԃҽʂʂ Pɾιҽʂƚ σϝ Wαƚҽɾ @TheB1ueGoddess]

*gets Darkness caught in the flood*

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

Someone carry her back home….

She used Explosion….

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

About time she showed up….

[𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙩𝙮𝙧 ᅠ。 @VowedInSteel]

Totally has been here the whole time.

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

“ that would be me actually…..
Got nearly eaten by a giant toad earlier and haven’t quite been able to get home and wash off all the nasty gunk

My apologies …..
Good luck finding that Jellal guy though”

[​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ 𝓜𝓲𝐋𝐋𝓲𝙰𝙽𝙽𝙰 ​﹡ 𑇓 ‍‍ @felinebinds]

something stinks． ． ．that has to be jellal’s scent. 💢

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

“ I don’t thing we have met
Though at first with that cloak I did think you were Arnes
until I saw your hair color ….and no horns on your head.”

[๔𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐬 𝐨𝐟 ɬ𝐢𝐦𝐞 ⏱︎ @TOKIMADOSHIII]

" . . Do I know you? .. Excuse my bluntness. "

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

Has the 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 heard (or perhaps seen) of the glorious power that is 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 magic❔

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

….had died….
That’s faster than Sylvia when she had that snake form ….”

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

“So….i guess that means we get to see just how much of a NEET @M4X0UT0FLUCK really was…

At least until you man up and decide to get your old clothes”

Maybe on the way acquire food as well, starting to get hungry….and if our money doesn’t work I have an idea on how to

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[𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐝 "𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨" @MitsurugiKyoyaa]

"A-also I'd love to meet Kazuma's lovely parents!"

Mitsurugi seemed to FLIP. . He wasn't usually so nervous.

You could. . . EASILY see it on his face.

His usual confidence was almost GONE!

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

Get so—“

And just before she could finish her sentence….referring to stealing bread or some other mean of substance to fill their stomach a speeding truck….mere feet away sped by, the wind blew the Arch mage’s hat clean off as a result

—now I can see why you

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[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

Has the 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 heard (or perhaps seen) of the glorious power that is 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 magic❔

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

“Darkness is somewhere….
Think she went to go find lodging…

She didn’t exactly say where she was going.”

[𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐝 "𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨" @MitsurugiKyoyaa]

Well! Either way you shouldn't be snooping around.

But I forgive you!

ALSO, me, you, and Megumin have been suddenly transported to Japan. But I suspect it isn't OUR Japan.

. . .

We are in Tokyo.

. . .

Also I think we lost Lady Darkness.

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

Parents they would be.

Also….what’s a truck?
Gotta remember Darkness and I barely know anything of the world you come from”

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

“ pretty dumb reason to hate someone if you ask me.

Being annoying?
Sure,
That I can understand
After all you do tend to be a bit of a pain in the ass, especially when Aqua is involved.

If anything I’d imagine they would be proud,
Or at least if they are anything like my

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[𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐝 "𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨" @MitsurugiKyoyaa]

" And. . . To be honest I don't want them to go through me dying again. . And if I see them I'd never want for them to cry. "

" What if they hate me. . Hate me for pushing that girl out of the way of that truck? For dying like that. . "

" For dying like. .

Like a 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿."

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

“ Chomusuke shouldn’t bother you much, though I’m more confused why you’re here.

My party doesn’t typically get many visitors and when we do it’s usually due to some kind of debt we occurred”

[𓏲 𓄼 ﹒𐀔 @toxiqueism]

ᅠ
Please do keep your little friend at a
distance ! They’re cute ; I’m not fond
of furry creatures.
ᅠ

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

And if they don’t believe you I can just show them a grand explosion worth a few hundred points!”

[๛ 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑶𝑺𝑰𝑶𝑵 ❕ @EXPL0DZZ]

“ staying isn’t on the table but not saying you don’t have to say hello.
At the very least they should know you’re alright.

Probably wouldn’t be a bad idea to perhaps explain the situation even if they have the same reaction I did

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[𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐝 "𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐨" @MitsurugiKyoyaa]

" Maybe your right. . And if I go back now it will only end up hurting them in the long run if I get dragged back. . "

". . ."

" Fine. I'll stay. But don't tell anybody about what I said to you. "