E. Yates

Novelist and screenplay writer among other things.

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@CBSNews ...Waffle House Index...?

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@CamPirrip Easier and required less formatting.

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Don't you love it when you park at the far end of the parking lot and someone just feels the need to part right next to you?

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Omelette. Just say omelette.

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@WeGotYouBadger @LPLive @linkinpark @TS_Resort @TalindaB @LPAssociation @mikeshinoda There's my long ass message at the top. Lol. Great event, really helped get my mind straight again.

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I'm the asshole who overdresses to everything. That being said, thank god Costco's giant fridge rooms exist.

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At #rememberingchester tonight. Wrote up a speech for it, not going to be able to read off it. Going to share it here. #chesterbennington

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Fall/Winter cannot come any sooner.

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You go into the writing with a plan and think "No, it makes more sense for ___ to do this," and then you've drastically deviated from it.

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I guess, once again, my story has taken yet another drastically different direction than I originally envisioned.

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My new favorite saying has become "I'll burn that bridge when I get to it."

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Politics disgust me.

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Why is this state allowed to exist?

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I hope I don't come across as the pretentious writer type. I can hardly stand those types myself.

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Cards Against Humanity always leads to fun times.

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Even though my birthday is in September, can we just skip over the next two months and go directly into the middle of November?

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@CBSNews ...Guess who's getting dementia!

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If I ever won the lottery, the first time I'm doing is moving to a state with actual season.

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...Wow, I am happy I made it out of Downtown Phoenix when I did.

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Found this today. Should probably wear it a bit more often than I do.