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Always sharp with a certain bluntness.

[ez @EZ_G]

My Darling Ernest passed away the morning of the 1st, my talented Mr Abundance, my soulmate, my world, my everything. Till we meet again my LOVE.

[ez @EZ_G]

What’s good about rain, it doesn’t show one’s tears...

[ez @EZ_G]

Die kleinste merkies los altyd die grootste skade...

[ez @EZ_G]

I might be a lot of things, but I'm not a four letter word...

[ez @EZ_G]

I love you almost as much as I can't stand you...

[ez @EZ_G]

After tasting the best Linguini Bolognese ever ... I said to my Lady... I'll be the noodle to your mince.

[ez @EZ_G]

All fear is flawed.

[ez @EZ_G]

I love you, but fuck off...

[ez @EZ_G]

I wish I would take my ring off before I hit myself...

#platinumproblems

[stanley behrman @stanleybehrman]

Everything has a price, but not everything has value.

[ez @EZ_G]

.@vestager Please stand up to corporate bullies #Bayer #Monsanto and stop this #mergerfromhell https://t.co/SmTSxVkkSb

JUST DO IT!! Pls.

[1Happytwit @1Happytwit]

Don't tell me what to do unless I'm naked.

[1Happytwit @1Happytwit]

If google ever asks "Why are you asking that" I'm fucked.

[1Happytwit @1Happytwit]

I heard olive oil was good for your skin so I covered myself in it and now I can't get out of the fucking bath.

[ez @EZ_G]

What is the difference between cunt and cute?
Don't worry, there's a 'U' in both.

[ez @EZ_G]

You've got to change your haters into your motivators.

[ez @EZ_G]

@VinnieJones65 @andysulligolf Yeah, what an ASShole, you dispicable, disgusting piece of shit. Go fuck yourself, Vincent.

[ez @EZ_G]

@vereena81 Hi my love, please follow me back, I would love to dm you my new no... The fact that you can't contact me is COMPLETELY unacceptable! xxx

[ez @EZ_G]

@vereena81 Hi my love 💚💚💚 I miss you too! I hope you're doing well. xxx