Barran

Colder than a polar bear's toenails.

[av glock🧩( -_•)╦̵̵̿╤─ @futonchill]

you should always smell nice cuz the first hole you penetrate is someone’s nostrils

[Mariana Oliveira @marioliveirain]

A mãe aplicando a técnica de FOMO para medicar a filha kkkkkkkkkkk genial

[BFrog @BFrog__]

Dios: solo hay una regla...

Eva:

[DavidoPolice @DavidoPolice]

First person to loose aura driving a lambo😂

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

[defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl]

they should put proximity chat in cars

[jakey @jamieleecuntis]

getting sunday scaries

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[narsa.🪺 @rathor7_]

Why aren't Football teams trying this technique to score easier goals.. Are they stupid?

[the michael jackson of stomp clap @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Girlfriends don’t get that shqdowboxing them is an extreme sign of respect in boyfriend society

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

kisses girlfriend twice
hits emote

[Nomo @C1nderSol]

This anime is great and all but doesn’t mention his curse technique or him entering the culling games at all very disappointing

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Ngl he was minding his business and they turned him into a freedom fighter in under a minute LMFAOO

[TheSandalorian @the_sandalorian]

Someone on instagram commented: “Chicago water style: wet the whole block”

I haven’t stopped chuckling

[Paris The Icon @_ParadiseParis1]

Weightloss is truly a mindfuck because you don’t even realize you got that big.

[Mo 🇵🇸 @exilehive]

Ngl if my partner is doing their vows, and my best friend just stare at me like this….i might start laughing

[⭑ @abeondigital]

<\$\\<_'svsjsvsnsvqbsvqjsvksvsbsvsnsvs what the fuck is this tweet

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Why she look like a homicide detective pulling up to the third body found today LMFAOO