[church]
PASTOR: We ask for the blessings of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Cow.
ME (trying to quietly leave): ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵖᵃʳᵈᵒⁿ ᵐᵉ ʷᵒᵏᵉ ᵘᵖ ˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵃᶜᶜᶦᵈᵉⁿᵗᵃˡˡʸ ʷᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒʷ ᶜʰᵘʳᶜʰ ᵃᵍᵃᶦⁿ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵉˣᶜᵘˢᵉ ᵐᵉ
When Lexy casually mentions her and Cole’s future wedding...then he doesn’t freak out but casually plays the 21 Pilots version of Can’t Help Falling in Love with You.
I want that. ❤️
Note to self: never make hot wings. Crying because it’s too spicy is never fun. Just use Honey Barbeque and accept that you’re a girl.
Love,
2019 Emily