Evan,

pro pulp. no pulp no peace | tap water builds character

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever

[Evan, @E_Law20]

they’re going to shoot down moo deng just like they shot down Harambe

[Evan, @E_Law20]

Highways and Homes are two things I don’t want to shank a golfball into.

[Evan, @E_Law20]

@imjoshuagross Have you become your own enemy in this very statement?

[Evan, @E_Law20]

your eyes look so pretty under the roku city lights

[Evan, @E_Law20]

@scootmcgoof A playful or alluring expression of the eyes

[Evan, @E_Law20]

Just saw a lady smizing as she rode her electric bike down the road. Almost got out the car and knocked her down

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

It would feel so good to drop kick gollum full force

[He Angel By Day @JoeyxRoss]

When my roomate made Goya beans for dinner and got cancelled for it which set off the chain of events that led to us finding out one of our roommates was a trust fund girl who lied about being Latina

[Evan, @E_Law20]

What the fuck is up Cleveland!!!! Do you punk rockers like our instagram reels???

[Evan, @E_Law20]

how to make house not smell like salmon after make salmon

[Evan, @E_Law20]

Nothing beats the sheer electricity of the first sip of a root beer

[Evan, @E_Law20]

We need a lot less TRUE STORIES okay because a lot of these TRUE STORIES ARE BAD

[Evan, @E_Law20]

Is the past tense of wink wank

[Evan, @E_Law20]

True Detective S4 E1 was amazing. I paused E4 for 15 minutes to toss granola in a big thing of yogurt and pick at it while I online shopped for white socks

[Evan, @E_Law20]

Ate a loaf of bread and went to sleep

[Evan, @E_Law20]

Love when sports announcers make playful jabs at each other.

[Evan, @E_Law20]

@scootmcgoof Bottom line is people need to start getting comfortable paying more for coffee. the margins are god awful. I have done all of the math, it is a stupid, stupid idea. Still might do it tho

[Evan, @E_Law20]

Hasidic jews are city amish

[Evan, @E_Law20]

Can’t believe I gotta pay rent EVERY month