Edward Mark Williams

Whatever I choose an Ill sing the blues if I want

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

I almost feel physically sick about Everton today! I’ve just seen Jarrod Bowen give an interview about being relegated! He’s scored a winner in a European final in recent years!
We’ve weaselled out of relegation a couple of times! It’s existence

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

No matter the players, no matter the manger, no matter the owners, Everton football club is a gang of losers

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

Just start putting the ball somewhere near the box, we’ll get a penalty 100%!

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

How can a football team, in a game that means absolutely nothing to us, still make you this angry?!?

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

Greatest save I’ve ever seen

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

Sound that

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

What a win

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

I’d still take a point

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

👌

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

2nd half performance was a slap in the face to all evertonians! Then it turned to spit in the face when McNeil was brought on! An entire half of booting the ball to the opposition goalkeeper and praying they don’t score

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

Shite

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

Very suspicious refereeing performance from Simon hooper, dare I say a bit spot fixed

[googling 'kiedis point break' during tinder date @irishloubega]

sweet caroline was already one of the worst songs ever, but people adding that unnecessary "so good! so good!" really cements as an all-time Imbecile Anthem

[Andy Bush @bushontheradio]

The 1975 are dogshit.#Glasto

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

Here we go

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

March 9th 1996 was the first, 400 and something later, today is the last 💙

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

Up the fucking toffees

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

WrestleMania. Night 1, essential viewing👌 @HeymanHustle GOAT! same again tomorrow!

[Edward Mark Williams @E_MarkWilliams]

I really hate the phrase ‘unbeaten run’