elizabitch🔮

i’m a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him♑️

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

me to all of the lizard videos/songs on tiktok rn

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

asking alexandria came on shuffle so i’m breaking my 1+ year twitter hiatus to come on and reminisce on the time i got in a fight on here with danny’s girlfriend lmaooo.
one thing bout me, i’ll argue with anyone idc 😂

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

someone said the name jt to me and i immediately thought they were talkin bout justin timberlake. imagine my surprise when they meant my ex 😂 like my bad, i truly forgot bout him 😬😂😭

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

don’t talk shit in the first place if you’re gonna delete me thinking i won’t still see it 😜😇

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

my sisters rapist has a brain tumor 🤪😘 that’s my fantastic news of the week 🤩

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

if you pull up behind me at a pump to wait for me to finish, and i am the ONLY one pumping gas & there’s legitimately 7 other pumps open. i’m wasting both of our fuckin time and not moving bc wtf are you doing 😂

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

we bring our fav band pre rolls/carts each time they come to michigan, and they put us on their guest list to shows/festivals and take us backstage to chill 😇 idk what my life has become, but i love it 🤘🏼😎

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

every time we go visit wesley’s family in ohio, i make him stop at every. single. sheetz we see along the way so i can constantly have a redbull freeze in my hand 😂 we’re at stop 2/4 rn 😂

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

my sisters school bus picks her up at 8:15 and she said it’s too early for her😂
i hit her with the “back in my day, if you rode the bus you had to wake up at 5 am”
she rllllly said “oh like in the 70s??” 😑🙄😑
annnd that’s the LAST time i ever pull that card🙄😂

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

but will i wear a coat today? no, cause it’s nice outside🤣

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

i hate that michigan weather tricks me into thinking a 47 degree day is nice out 😂 it’s not nice, it’s still cold 🙃

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

every time you are succeeding, there’s an old man somewhere seething

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

nothing gives me more satisfaction than not letting someone in after they try to cut the whole line of cars trying to pass a semi 😂 nope, back of the line, wait your mf turn like everyone else 😇🙂

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

day 2.5 out of 5 on this saniderm and i’m ready to just take my whole arm off 🙃 elbow tats are no joke 😂

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

it’s tattoo day again finally and i am readyyyyy to get this arm finished🤩

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

wesley and i met our fav band in south carolina in may, and the bassist invited us to sonic temple fest the next week. last night we got to hang out with all of them again and even met the tour dog 🥲 it was such a fun night 😭

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

s/o to the person stuck in their truck in the woods cause they blew threw the stop sign at moscow. what a shitty wednesday morning lol

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

@Brimulnix it was never something i thought about, until it was raining and i was like man i wish i had an umbrella 😂 then one day i stumbled across the umbrella section and walmart and was like ok time to get serious. i forget i have it until it’s raining, then i’m like oh thank godddddd

[elizabitch🔮 @E_Shuster]

one small thing i did for myself that’s improved my life x17 is buy a mini umbrella for my car 😂 i hate being wet idk why it took me 27 years to buy a damn umbrella lmaoo