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Putting Mohawk on the map. Let's play chess. I recently ran a 5.2 40... the stopwatch guys were slow #BASED

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Fun fact: if you start your tweet with this people will read it to the end

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@UnderdogDrafts Billechek. I really don't have a favorite all not great

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Someone with my exact social security number as their user name just liked 10 of my tweets

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@UnderdogDrafts Mendoza

[vibe instructor✌🏾🐝 @Vanessa_ABee]

what do they have on him

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When will #RobotRights laws be passed in America? 😭😭😭

[The Noticer @NoticerNews]

Aussie kid who swam 4km to save his family reveals when he finally got to shore the beach was full of foreigners and he couldn't get any help.

Follow: @NoticerNews

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@MrPitbull07 Still a lookback

[Nicki 🫧🪷 @nickimoraa]

Anonymous post
When I was little, I used to hide in my parents’ closet just to jump out and scare them.
One day, I was hiding in there like usual except this time, my mom was having an affair. My dad came home early from work, and in a panic, my mom told her boyfriend to hide in the closet… not knowing I was already in there.
As soon as he got in, I whispered, “It’s dark in here.”
He said, “Uh, yeah… it is.”
I told him, “I have a baseball my dad bought me, but I don’t really play with it. Do you wanna buy it?”
He said no.
So I said, “Well, my dad’s right outside. I can tell him you’re in here if you don’t.”
He paused, sighed, and said, “Fine. How much?”
I told him $250.
A few weeks later, it happened again we both ended up in that same closet.
I said, “It’s dark in here.”
He groaned, “It’s always dark in here.”
I told him, “I’ve got a baseball glove my dad bought me, but I don’t really use it. You wanna buy it?”
He said no.
I said, “Okay, I’ll just go tell my dad again.”
He said, “How much this time?”
I said $750.
He said, “Fine,” but he sounded real mad.
A few days later, my dad asked me to grab my baseball and glove so we could play outside. I told him I sold them.
He asked who I sold them to and for how much.
I said, “$1,000.”
He got furious said it was terrible to overcharge my friends like that.
So he dragged me to church and made me go to confession.
I sat in the booth, the priest was waiting for me to start… and the first thing I said was,
“It’s dark in here.”
The priest said, “Please don’t start this again!” 😭

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

One of those nights where I’m relentlessly thinking about this guys nuclear barrel. My god. And look at this wife’s balcony hanging out like hookers on a corner in Detroit. What an absolute powerhouse couple. That bed frame has seen and heard so much. I love them.

[Connor @ConnorPoyhonen]

The @NFL is rigged. Week after week, year after year.

[Austin Abbott @AustinAbbott]

stop scrolling

here’s 60 seconds of Eddie Lacy going crazy

you’re welcome

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@PraetorianPlays @SeeColes

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Marshawn Lynch gets the profanity warning, blows right past it on the ManningCast.

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

There’s a grunge themed wrestler named ‘Steven Flowe’ whose theme song is ‘Even Flow’ by Pearl Jam, except all the lyrics are just his name.
Please also note as commitment to the aesthetic he has on double flannel.

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

This dude is a legit terrorist

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Source: YouTube https://t.co/IIGZFTcXvv

[Justin Hart @justin_hart]

4 years ago the Biden White House issued this demeaning and nasty Xmas message. Never forget what they did to you.

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@MatthewBerryTMR Sunday nightmare

[Roberto Nickson @rpnickson]

Pulling up to the AirBnB

I swear I've been here before