Emily Crimmins

Why be moody when you can shake dat booty

[Emily Crimmins @E_crimmins]

Janet looks more and more stupid every week #TheValley

[Emily Crimmins @E_crimmins]

Nothing brings me more joy than S4, E7 of VPR when Schwartz tells Lisa & Pandora the Toms want to be sangria brand ambassadors while Sandoval sits there fuming he didn't speak first... only to jump in, fumble every word, and look like a complete idiot. #PumpRules

[Josh Sisley @joshsisley]

@NYCMayor Everyone turn your AC to 78 in order to conserve energy.

Times Square:

[Emily Crimmins @E_crimmins]

Hot take, don’t care- Lindsey is jealous of Danielle for having a storyline because once again she doesn’t and that’s why she’s freaking out about her being on the show #TheCity

[Max (He/They/Them) @maxhadid30]

dude amanda saying “so what, kyle, you want me to just bring all my stuff to my apartment and have it just sitting here?” is crazy. duh??? why should you get to move out and have a clean, clutter-free space while he gets stuck with all your stuff #inthecity

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This is literally a scene from The Office 😭

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Are you all okay??? @DoorDash stop tagging me in these soccer posts

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[𝕊ડs𝕥ꪗꪶꪖr ✰ @wtfisSss]

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

[Kev Kelly @_KevKells]

On a personal note, I love the Knicks. When people ask me if I have hobbies, I tell them the Knicks. On Saturday I got married and watched the Knicks bring a championship back to the Mecca alongside my beautiful bride and my favorite Knicks junkies. Nobody had it better than me

[Kev Kelly @_KevKells]

It was always Kelly’s in 1, Knicks in 5.

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

For these Knicks fans, the fever dream of a possible championship Saturday is creating a wedding nightmare. 🔗 https://t.co/5KMdtq697B

[culture @notgwendalupe]

this used to be my World Cup

[Vanessa Hudgens Supremacy ✰ @makevoumine]

Janet has such a victim mentality I’m sorry #TheValley

[The Reality TV Guru @Realitytvguru13]

Literally the best on the show and most underrated and underutilized

[Alex @waterbum862]

Fuck alllllllllllll the way off with the shitting on teachers

[Bloop! @ThrillrErotik]

Tom Schwartz telling Danny that he knows him well enough to know that he doesn’t have a drinking problem lets me know that Danny DEFINITELY has a drinking problem 😭 #thevalley

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

27 years later and Adam Sandler is back watching the Knicks in the NBA Finals 🙌

[m @pumptinis]

BAN BETA BLOCKERS FROM REUNIONS! ALCOHOLICS ONLY! #summerhouse

[Kev Kelly @_KevKells]

Stranger Things fans seeing #summerhouse drop a secret episode after the finale.

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said