Ethan Szyszko

[Mikey D 🇻🇦, The Driveway Deadlifter 🤙🏼 @MikeyD_OandBP]

Today was the Philadelphia Sportsiest day that has ever Philadelphia Sportsed.

[Ethan Szyszko @E_notso_thin]

Glad this was my first episode. Crazy twist on #TheBachelorABC . He weeded out the hoes by trying to sleep with ALL of them. Then he chose the one that said no. There’s a lesson in there somewhere… #thebachelor

[Ethan Szyszko @E_notso_thin]

@BroadStBull Before this dumpster fire of a season I was all for a Coots, Provy, Konecny-led team. Who knows who will still be around after this though

[Chris Therien @ctherien6]

Yet another display of the arrogance and ignorance of current non-hockey management! To say they are not a shell of their former selves would be an insult to the shell.

[Ethan Szyszko @E_notso_thin]

@thatjackparsons The best!

[Ethan Szyszko @E_notso_thin]

@JimJPhilly you saying that you want coburn and matt carle back for the alumni game just makes me remember how incredibly average the Flyers have been for my entire life. Thank god it’s Friday 🍻.

[Charlie O'Connor @charlieo_conn]

I will say, I'll always respect the Flyers' commitment to ensuring that fans never get too high on their team.

[Ethan Szyszko @E_notso_thin]

Disgusting.

[Taryn Hatcher @TarynNHatcher]

this is just gross, so dangerous and so gross

[Ethan Szyszko @E_notso_thin]

I miss the days when we got offended when we THOUGHT @Hartsy43 said the @NHLFlyers were playing shitty hockey. If that happened now we would all just silently nod in agreement.

[Broad Street Hockey @BroadStHockey]

It’s game day baby you know what that means:

Time to watch precisely one period of Flyers hockey and then get really mad online

[Ethan Szyszko @E_notso_thin]

@MorganWallen I own a Scout like you do in Up Down and I was wondering if that was enough for us to be friends? Let me know. Thanks!

[Ethan Szyszko @E_notso_thin]

#nhlreferees are your families ashamed? Like do they watch your games and decide whether or not you’re invited to Christmas? The entire country, and some, is watching you and mocking your inability to do your job. Your poor mother...

[Ethan Szyszko @E_notso_thin]

@FlyGoalScoredBy It’s expected

[Ethan Szyszko @E_notso_thin]

@BroadStBull #Flyers threw this game so they didn’t have to give up anyone good. It’s obvious.... 😭

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

Texas Governor Greg Abbott doesn’t give a fuck about you

[Ethan Szyszko @E_notso_thin]

@ColbyCohen36 I like this team too much for this to be an expansion draft year

[John Clark @JClarkNBCS]

Philly right now has 2 coaches that are in the top 10 in all time regular season coaching wins

Alain Vigneault 9th in NHL

Doc Rivers 10th in NBA

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Happy loves you all! Thanks for everything!

[SB Nation NHL @SBNation_NHL]

Mathew Barzal, that man has a family