Emma

Bulldogs | Mental Health | Higher Self | 🏳️‍🌈 | Big weird Aries energy | 👽✨ 𓂀

[Emma @E_segs]

Moment of silence for the lesbians whose nose rings get stuck together while smooching. That shit scary. Yet also a canon event.

[Emma @E_segs]

Me: does a basic task
Also me in regards to completing the basic task:

GOD IS A WOMAN AND HER NAME IS EMMA SEGALLLLLLLL

[Emma @E_segs]

Thinking about the time my sister and I were sitting outside and I held my fist up to a mosquito as if I were going to punch it

[Emma @E_segs]

The Gypsy rose is getting out of jail side of TikTok is the side of TikTok I’m proud to be on

[Emma @E_segs]

Things that give me a complex that shouldn’t give me a complex but absolutely give me a complex are my perfect Uber and Airbnb score. Like yes I am truly a delight and here is PROOF. NUMERIC PROOF.

[Emma @E_segs]

Honestly one of the worst things about the Christmas season is people will look at you right in the face and still say “merry Chrysler” like you guys she is TIRED let her REST

[Emma @E_segs]

@bananapuff777 U just get me

[Emma @E_segs]

The straightest thing about me is if you’re a girl and you’ve hurt my feelings you definitely have a Taylor swift song dedicated to u in my head

[Emma @E_segs]

@rovrs1993 I followed you on my finsta baby it’s the gremlin pic

[Emma @E_segs]

@rovrs1993 I just followed you on my finsta to provide you with the ass I deleted my main

[Emma @E_segs]

@rovrs1993 I’m so obsessed with you

[Emma @E_segs]

People think my hands shake when I’m talking to them because I’m nervous when really I’m just on an NDRI. AND I’m nervous.

[Emma @E_segs]

@raeburgundy 👀 YOU DONT KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE *vader breath*

[nicole @nicole22___]

I SAID YES!!!! ❤️❤️😍😍💍💍

(my therapist asked me if i have a tendency to self-sabotage when things in my life are going super well)

[Emma @E_segs]

@liztweetinstuff Do u mean like this

[Emma @E_segs]

Are you regular depressed or are you I specifically request to work through the holidays depressed

[Emma @E_segs]

If you don’t have at least one favourite t swift song I don’t trust u on a very fundamental level!!!

[Emma @E_segs]

My mother just told me out of all her children she would be the least surprised if I committed murder

😭🤪🔪

[Emma @E_segs]

My toxic trait is passive aggressively rage tweeting about people and thinking it’s fine because they’re never gonna look at my Twitter and then realizing when it’s far too late that they absolutely checked my Twitter

[Emma @E_segs]

Sorry I made you download the pattern I’m insane 🥰