𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧.

—————— 𝘔𝘰𝘥𝘦𝘭 𝘈𝘍200. 𝘍𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘳. 𝘋𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘢𝘯𝘵. [ 𝘋𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘪𝘵: 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘏𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 ]

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

“𝘐 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐’𝘮 𝘢 𝘭 𝘪 𝘷 𝘦.”

—; Another face of #Douchepool
—; Lit./Descriptive
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[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

Darn right she is.

P O S E S.

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

Struts like Wendy Williams

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

Why does everyone want her attention

She can’t even be exhausted yet y’all are exhausting her

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

Thor nose scrunch.

Does she, though?

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒓. {𝑹𝑲𝟖𝟎𝟎} @OfCybernetic]

𝑴𝒚 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒓. 𝑰’𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒊𝒅 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝑪𝒚𝒃𝒆𝒓𝑳𝒊𝒇𝒆.

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

Oh damn, her bad.

As Gandalf once said

He ( She ) is here

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

Oh, bitch. I felt that.

“Wonderful. I should mention that this contract is unbreakable.”

Locks it away in a safe.

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

@IpseViveret Okay.

In all seriousness.

She subtly leans up to give a gentle peck to his cheek before snuggling back into his chest.

“You were gone a long time. I’m glad to see you back.”

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

There’s a lot of snuggling going on right now, that’s for sure.

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

Pulls a contract out of nowhere.

Slides it across the table along with a fancy pen.

“On the dotted line.”

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

IT DOESN’T MATTER.

ESTHER HAS NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY IN HER LIFE.

♡♡♡♡

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

IS—

IS HE REAL?

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

Clears throat.

As far as negotiations go, they must have designated best friend time every day.

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

She’s here to negotiate

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

She has been summoned, so she is here.

As Shakespeare once said,

Hello.

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

@Praeministro The bubbly-ness of the other was enough to make the blonde’s smile widen, her hand reaching out to shake in a friendly gesture. Something the human’s did and she picked up on.

“It’s nice to meet you too, Clara.”

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

@Praeministro Pulls up two chairs and sits, motioning for her to sit in the other.

If they were human, a bottle of wine would also be involved. But alas.

“I’m Esther. And you are?”

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

Be her best friend challenge

@Praeministro

[ᴄᴏɴɴᴏʀ @BeyondADeviant]

"𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝒾𝒸 𝒶𝓈 𝓈𝓊𝒸𝒽, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝐼’𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝑜."

• 𝒜𝓃 𝑅𝒦-𝟪𝟢𝟢 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓃𝑜𝓇 𝓂𝑜𝒹𝑒𝓁.

• 𝒫𝓇𝑒𝓋𝒾𝑜𝓊𝓈𝓁𝓎 𝐻𝓊𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒪𝒻 𝒟𝑒𝓋𝒾𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓈

• 𝟣𝟪+ (𝒩)𝒮𝐹𝒲 𝒯𝒽𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓈!

• 𝒮𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒶𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹!

[𝙀𝙨𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧. @EaVivit]

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