Mad Macs

stay-at-home astronaut — ✨✨

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Is she sleeping or is she taxidermied?

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These AI generated stickers my friend got are sending me. "Cet in loser we're going Rapy"

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I have a winning tix from Vegas I need to mail in from the Super Bowl and my drunk ass has been confused asf bc it seems simple lol. Looks like I need a grownup to show me. (My drunk gambling addict bar regs)

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I wonder if my Boyf or landlord know if after 3 times asking for some house stuff I'm unqualified to fix that I just wing it. This house is held up by craft glue and my manic episodes.

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Just found out My aunt who is in late stage hospice took a turn for the worse so I called my mom for comfort and she told me she had a dream about me and it was bc I needed to wax my mustache lmfao.

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Chicken

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Now he's worried about a family being T/boned cool cool

[Ford Fischer @FordFischer]

“They threw piss, make sure to write that down!” BORTAC agent in Minneapolis says a bottle of alleged urine was thrown at his vehicle earlier.

“Someone threw a bottle of piss and it went all inside the vehicle” the agent told me.

“That’s the peaceful protesters” he adds.

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

"Let them eat a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, corn tortilla, and one other thing."

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I smell burning in my house and can't find a source but it's strong in my spare room is this a stroke or do I need to actually call the fire department.

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My freezer was going crazy w its temps so I defrosted and cleaned it only to pull out the bottom drawer and find an iceberg w shitty vodka and a frozen meal In an actual iceberg blocking the vent 🫠

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I love my dad so much. He's the president of a huge electronic distribution company and his ringtone is still the cup song from Pitch Perfect because I set it like that 14 years ago. Goes off 30 times a day in the office.

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@bruciebrina No thanks :)

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Was unaware our new hot water heater was getting dropped off bright and early today and the side eye I received at the pack and play full of chickens in the way was justifiable... but still made me feel bad.

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@PeteBogg Fair enough but if you stuck w it after season 2 what is to be expected.? Tbh I'm pretty sure I never actually liked the show that much haha. Have never got into a series where children were the heroes since I was a child.

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***** SPOILERS *****

Are we allergic to camp? This show is about D&D and children saving the planet from an interdimensional planet Armageddon collision planned by a spider. It's cute they're going to college and flipping off the principal.

[Stranger Things Memes @SThingsMeme]

Duffer Brothers share their favourite 2 fan theories:

1. Mike had invented this entire story to cope with Will's death because he actually did die back in Season 1.

2. Eleven (11) + Kali/Eight (8) + Henry/One (1) will team up to defeat MF.

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Maybe 2027 will be my year

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Turned my terrifying sub basement into a a terrifying sub basement kitty corner for Beans :) she loves it

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Was messing w my cousins that my Foles Jersey was better than their Spider-Man Superhero shirts last Sunday and my Aunt said "Jesus is my superhero" and I said "Well - did Jesus pull off a trick play against the New England Patriots during the Super Bowl?" And got in trouble lol

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I'm going to Charleston for the weekend and I am so distraught about leaving my chicks. They double in side every day I'm gunna come home to full grown birds

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My little brother got me an Eagles Lululemon pullover 🥹 I didn't get him anything bc we said no presents and now I'm miserable lmfao