Eager99

I'm an adult.

[Goudie @Goudie15]

Why dae folk ask babies stupid shite lit "Ur gettin big arent ye?" As if the wee cunts gony be like aye Moira yer spot on am oan the protein

[freezai @freezaiYT]

WHAT?!

[fern🐾 @fernanfles_]

Oh we can all tell 🤤🤤 #backrooms

[𝙋𝙞𝙭𝙞𝙚💌🔪🌹 @Pixiethefr18233]

AYOO CLARK
#backrooms #backroomsspoilers

[Juno 🚂 @jsketch12]

It appears they have finally unleashed the terrifying Mega Evolution of Iron Mugulis, the notorious future Paradox form of Sinistea

[SnotNosedSwagger @SNSwagger]

There is no one I trust more than Chibi when it comes to knowing when someone is getting railed right in front of him

[Mrs Millicent: Witchy Lesbianism ✝️♿ 🏳️‍🌈 @MillieCheesey]

"90% support it"

Yeah in the same way dictators "win" elections - its a made up stat; the survey was publicly available and there was NO way to say no lol

[Oliver Gausden @DinomiteVGC]

My ferrothorn stuck in SwSh waiting to be added to champions when M-B drops

[Memes To Meme @MemesToMeme]

@Dexerto 1950: We’ll have flying cars in the future!

2026: You can pretend to go shopping because you’re too broke to actually buy anything!

[fiend! @foidfiend]

he who is hungry thinks of bread

[Dr Glover| SAC: DRGLOVER @Dr_Gl0ver]

At 17 you can

Have consensual sex
Have a kid
Drive a car
Work a job
Vote
Donate blood
Join the army

BUT you CANNOT watch YouTube after your allocated government bedtime lmao

[Loki @codeHusky]

Modrinth just got acquired by the people behind Essential mod. This will only go well I'm sure

[Bamboo Hatted Kim @KurokumoKiller]

Aeng Du play Monster Hunter with me

[Donnel @DonnelVillager]

I didn't mean for any of this to happen

[chloé 🌺🐐♦️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @chlortisokay]

twitter is like 2 steps away from reinventing cod zombies

[Biboosexual Hatteddanshi Heathcliff @bisexualheathcl]

kjh better drop a 5000 page artbook with cut concepts for limbus when inferno ends

[dawn🪽 @silver_star_13]

crazy to think how many of these are bots because there’s simply no possible way 1/16 of the worlds population is subscribed to mr beast. like this has GOT to be dead internet theory

[amy @amygobrrr]

tapping the sign labeled "sanitize your links, delete the '?' and everything after it"

[💚🇵🇭Corrine//Constantine//Conner21🇵🇭💚 @Constantinedumb]

why is the LCD full of fatasses

Moses: Let's go for some F-O-O-D,
Aeng-Du: Yeah, I'm pining for a treat-

Bamboo Hatted Kim, Ezra, and Vespa simultaneously: