Ade

[Reclaim The Net @ReclaimTheNetHQ]

Be a small town politician.

A child puts bunny ears on your photo and comments on how you dress.

So mad you report it to the police.

Cops show up at the child's house.

Causes international outrage.

Now the bunny pic is in the New York Post.

And your Google results are just rabbit ears forever.

[Ade @Eagle_Chaser]

@IWoM85 Already in the pipeline

[Ade @Eagle_Chaser]

Breakfast with the boys. Very welcome.

[Ade @Eagle_Chaser]

@IWoM85 Don't do it enough to be fair

[Ade @Eagle_Chaser]

@IWoM85 Definitely, good food and great company

[Ade @Eagle_Chaser]

@therealginfairy

[Ade @Eagle_Chaser]

@BlasterCommon @Mafer1ck And do you also know the tall one?

[Ade @Eagle_Chaser]

@00julesj @BlasterCommon To be fair, Blaster is one of the most respectful people on here - he looks up to everybody.

[Ade @Eagle_Chaser]

@00julesj @BlasterCommon

[Ade @Eagle_Chaser]

https://t.co/i3UIvfp8Hm

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: The White House says Melania Trump has brokered a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine "localised to the city of Oleshky".

[MoltoVinos @IncognitoMV]

Actually impressive.

[Ade @Eagle_Chaser]

Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: UK police arrest 15 y/o boy, seize his devices, & collect his DNA after he posted photo of a local politician edited to look like a rabbit.

[Charles Archer @that_stocks_guy]

That's funny because at my last strategy meeting with my accountant, they informed me I must use HMRC-recognised Making Tax Digital compatible software, creating an oligopoly for firms like Xero.

I must now also report my company's income every three months rather than once a year, as well as a final report at year end.

So I now have to pay for a Xero subscription.

And pay my accountant more for the increased submissions.

And fuck about with reconciling every three months, rather than once a year.

For HMRC to end up with the same amount of income from me as before.

Fuck off.

Just fuck off.

Fuck off all the way back to Yorkshire, then fuck off some more.

[The Missuz Laird @SereneSquirrel]

The only problem I have with this 'be prepared, get emergency cash' is where are you planning on spending it?!
If everything goes down, the way into shops will be through the front window that the reckless of society will have already kicked in, so cash will be a moot point.

[Ade @Eagle_Chaser]

@therealginfairy

[Ade @Eagle_Chaser]

First Goose, then Iceman and now Viper. 😢

[The Hollywood Reporter @THR]

Tom Skerritt, Star of 'Picket Fences' and 'Alien,' Dies at 93 https://t.co/Ze3oNc4z8T

[Ade @Eagle_Chaser]

@BloodyPolitics The main butcher I buy my meat from stocks it, I'll try and remember to pick one up.

Failing that, there's Amazon.

[Pete North @FUDdaily]

We can't have cheap energy because the government has decided against it. We can't have functioning borders because the government has decided against it. We can't have decent paying jobs because the government has decided against it. We can't have safe communities because the government has decided against it. We can't have viable armed forces because the government has decided against it. I struggle to think of any major problem afflicting this country that isn't a conscious choice of the people who rule us.