Eamon Bobowski

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

Hey @Uber , when your app quotes me 7 minutes, but then takes 6 minutes to find me a ride that can’t pick me up for 11 more minutes - that’s lying. When you offer me a faster pickup for $5 more - then it’s a bait and switch. #uberfail #baitandswitch

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

Dear @apple,

In what world do iOS26 users want safari banner ads right smack in the middle of the page they are browsing?

#PleaseFixThis

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@NormanChad Hi Norman. Isn’t Taylor + Friday’s in Tokyo a bit like eating a Big Mac on the moon? I would enjoy the unique experience of this year’s Super Bowl and leave the banal for another day.

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@PokemonGoApp Cowboy Hat Caterpie please.

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@BryanMicon Congratulations to you both! Bryan, hope to see you playing mixed games at The Orleans during the series. 😊

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@dcwater there is a water main break in the intersection of 21st St., Northwest and Virginia Avenue

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@phil_hellmuth I thought Mike Caro was the Mad Genius of poker… what are you going to call yourself next? Kid Poker? The Magician? 😜

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@ericzhu Is “avocado toast” some sort of secret euphemism? No, it isn’t. Welcome to the technocratic/totalitarian future…

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@RobbiJadeLew The lie detector process was fooled by Negreanu…
https://t.co/j338wT3HSE

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@StoreItCold Hey, your coolbot web app is down. #GettingWarmerByTheMinute

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@GiantFood Your instructions suck. How about putting in big bold font, “5-6 minutes”? The rest of this paragraph is totally superfluous, just tell us how long to microwave it!

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@MikeNerdlaw Have you fully explored all of the cowboy hat-related posts you might make? Stay focused!

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@MikeMcDonald89 Bitcoin has no underlying value. Once the us government issues a legit crypto currency, Bitcoin’s market price will reflect the previous statement.

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@AllenCunningham I don’t think so Alan. Even if we managed to uplift chimps, the resistance to a non-human governing America would be astronomical.

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@CyrilRamaphosa I support the global rollout of Covid vaccines for all. Your assertion that wealthy nations are hoarding vaccines is completely false. The US has only received 41 million shots and we still need 459 million more! After that, any excess can surely be released.

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@TexDolly Are you angling for sainthood? 😇

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@bhadden329 @lonmceachern As of Oct. 15, 300,000 more people have died in the US in 2020 than was expected. This is not a coincidence, and there is no other rational explanation for their deaths. https://t.co/XwLOe8qWj7

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@golferjosh For sure! Kirk has always been ready to mix it up when needed. And I'm also sure that if John Madden were calling the game he would have chastised Mack for not lowering his shoulder and cutting back inside to gain an additional 4-5 yards...

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@BrokeLivingJRB Happy Birthday!

[Eamon Bobowski @EamonBobowski]

@TPLINK Hey, guess what? When I need to turn a light off, I don’t want to wait 2 minutes for your app to update. #StopForcedUpdates