Elmo PMF Johnson

Send all hate mail to: 130 Pine Bark Ln. Athens, GA 30605. Hobbies: Rascal Flats Pandora

[Hotspur Related @HotspurRelated]

Mauricio Pochettino crying at full-time this evening as #thfc reach the @ChampionsLeague final.

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

OH. MY. WORD. 🔥

#UCL ⚪️ #COYS

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Christian Eriksen on #thfc team-mate Lucas Moura: “I hope he gets a statue after this!”

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LUCAS MOURA YOUR BEERS ARE ON ME FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

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https://t.co/kvNP47u6sM if you can watch this and tell me Messi isn’t the greatest of all time, I have no hope for you

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SON HUEN MING I COULD FUCKING KISS YOU #COYS

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@MundialMag @lstricksports

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@buck_mcclure @bing TRASH

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The best thing you can say to a woman is “yes I agree”. That wisdom is on the house

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New invention, Office Shuffle Button. It shuffles episodes of The Office when you can’t decide which one to watch

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Is Tottenham America’s Premier League team? 24 games played, zero draws

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@CaseyComeaux @LucasTindol Thx I’ll try that

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I’m gonna say something that could be controversial......I don’t know how to use aluminum foil

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The haters, of which there are many, said I wouldn’t still listen to Justin Bieber mumble fake Spanish after the new song hype wore off...they’ll be devastated to learn I still listen to Despacito every damn day

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Still

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United States of free speech unless it is contrary to my beliefs at which point I hate your opinion and leave the USA now

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@stoolpresidente I’m so mad at you. Georgia Tech stinks on ice

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@Hegelbon You are a dumbass

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With a world and country in disarray I hope today we can stop and remember the importance of this day. Remember how brave and selfless so many people were on this day 17 years ago. Maybe… https://t.co/TGVyBHREVg

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How do you know if you need fat people deoderant? Asking for me