Earl Grey Tea

Another alien life form living in LA

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Omg this guy I’ve been checking out all day at the gym sat next to me in the sauna and I had to leave bc my phone over heated bye

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I like to brush my teeth in the shower because I’m an environmentalist
That and lazy

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@Tesla

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I wanna die in the shower by trying to hit the high note in @KeshaRose’s song #Praying
Bc I wanna die like I lived
#kesha

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Just burped up some match tea and now I smell like a freshly mowed lawn #LAlife #ladiet

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U kno ur getting older when @LinkedIn suggestions are half the ppl you've already slept with #thursdaythots

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I am so tired, I walked past cupcakes and was like imagine breakfast cupcakes
Then realized muffins existed #ThursdayThoughts

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#21pilots should take 21 flights away from my radio stations #newmusicwednesday

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Coincidence that #DiaDeLosMuertos is after #halloween when all the grls dressed as sexy awake as stray cats

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This is the first #Halloween I can remember that I haven't been hungover since I was pichaku as a kid