Earl Tator

Unproud father of 4. Penn State class of ‘92; 3 year pike pledge master. #pikespikes #shrinkthedems 🇺🇸

[Earl Tator @Earltator]

Jackass retard over here doesn’t know what winners look like. Their trophy case got pretty full over the last 4 years. Safe travels, go home and blow your boyfriend. #cuck #loser @RealKPA

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My son’s ass cannot handle Jordan Romano blowing one more fucking save this year. This guy makes me want to do the 9-9-9 challenge every single game. Get this maple sucking candy ass back in Canada asap. #fuckjordanromano

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I treat my suited connectors like my bad decisions: I know better, but I’m horny, so fuck it🤷🏻‍♂️ #holdem #knowhentofoldem

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@MaleekNabers1 Sup Ron,

Take that thirty and put it on black. (Trust me)

With experience, Earl

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@BigEarl1974 Dear Earl,

That’s what you get for leaving our god all mighty loving country. Fade those towel heads or whatever they’re doing these days and let’s go fishing!

Maybe some Coors banquets?
-The other Earl

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@TheNBACentel Don’t you think taking 20% of her yearly income was a little harsh? #overpaid

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@RyannMcEnany @Simone_Biles Dear Ryann,

Not sure if u use tampons but pop one up your ass for me on this fine Sunday morning. Respectfully, your name is Ryan, stick to your manly routines instead of running your mouth on some bullshit on my social media feed #shrink

With hatred,
Earl

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Poker tonight was like a gangbang where I didn’t even get kissed first. I came for some cards, and left with a spiritual colonoscopy. #mypoorwifewhenigethome

[Jim Croh @jimchroh]

The more I think about the Jerry Sandusky scandal. The more I think it was just a bunch of twink libtards trying to stop Penn State from being a powerhouse. Those are the same people today that have their boyfriends pegging them every night.

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@jimchroh @DustyCraw972 We’ll see if my Jaw still functions tomorrow after slapping Dusty’s wife’s box around all night tn.

All love,
Earl

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@DustyCraw972 @jimchroh Hey Dusty,

Leave your fag friend behind please. 19 holes tomorrow afternoon?

Love your haircut,
Earl

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@jimchroh @DustyCraw972 Dear Jim

Welcome to X, you’re off to a hot start bud. Let’s hangout sometime and drink some henny?

Slightly chubbed,
Earl

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@BigEarl1974 Deal Earl,

Where was my invite? Boutta cork my wife and head over.

See you shortly!
Earl

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@DustyCraw972 Dear Dusty,

I’m on the way with my 12 gauge.

See you soon,
Earl

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@DaleWinthorpIII Dear Dale,

Simply put, get this kid in the field.

Out of pure disrespect,
Earl

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Still at my sons friends grad party. Just witnessed some twat break the cornhole color barrier. Buddy got skunked 11-0 in 3 rounds. #sticktobasketball

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@DustyCraw972 Respectfully, this kid needs to kill himself. Get this shrink twat boner dem fuck to hell asap.

With hatred,
Earl

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Update: caught up with the rocket. Bitch wouldn’t stfu ab how her kid couldn’t wait to play baseball at some juco in Alaska. Like bitch stfu and lemme spit some of this 6mg wintergreen chino saliva in your buttcrack. #spreademlady #expandthisrocket

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Took my son to his dumbass friends graduation party. Got lured inside at the sight of a rocky top 10 (Penn State 6). Get me a grill and I could feed the entirety of PA with how many sausages pulled up to this damn party. #wherethefuzzat #shrinkthevols

[Earl Tator @Earltator]

My son’s ass cannot handle Jordan Romano blowing one more fucking save this year. This guy makes me want to do the 9-9-9 challenge every single game. Get this maple sucking candy ass back in Canada asap. #fuckjordanromano