Zack

a girl once almost let me nut on her and I almost remember the name of the villain from the movie Die Hard.

[Zack @EarlyHam]

#slander

[Zack @EarlyHam]

@calebham52 hey

[Zack @EarlyHam]

Sometimes I tell people to #stop and smell the #roses. But I don't tell them that I just #farted #PresidentBannon

[Zack @EarlyHam]

When you "Accidentally" #Fall on your shampoo bottle and it goes up your #poo#per #whoopsie ###

[Dan Bideau @phillyeagles108]

geno's

[Dan Bideau @phillyeagles108]

I nominate @Whiteboy7thst for a Shorty Award in #gaming because... he is a gold medal champion and dolphin dive over al http://bit.ly/shorty

[Dan @I_Dont_Pull_Out]

Im just tryna shoot my shot

[Charlie Corrao @charlie_corrao]

Being able to jump like Derrick Jones would be the coolest thing ever

[Charlie Corrao @charlie_corrao]

It would be great if my phone could actually receive texts

[Dan @I_Dont_Pull_Out]

@HALT_hes_my_MAN you didnt even @ me

[Zack @EarlyHam]

#EvanDelp moist #nips #BuhariNeverAgain

[Zack @EarlyHam]

@ChiefKeef chief keef more like chief queef

[Zack @EarlyHam]

#be#me #be #over#weight That feel when you open #an umbrella in your #rectal #cavity #rectalcavity #Ebola

[Zack @EarlyHam]

@EarlyHam: While everyone's at #homecoming, I'll be at #home #cumming #motivation #StrokeForGreatness

[Zack @EarlyHam]

#

[Zack @EarlyHam]

Felt a hand down my underoos in the middle of #class but it was my #own #hand.# Still had an #orgasm tho:)

[Zack @EarlyHam]

We can't #date or #fuck if ur nip#ples don't have a thick #layer of fur on them#imfreshlybaked

[Zack @EarlyHam]

I accidentally #walked into the girl's locker room and saw a woman's fat old #pussy ;(