Early-Late20s

Age is cruel mistress and weird things happen in your early-late 20s.

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

A cool thing about adulthood is being so stressed out that you can't eat because everything runs through you like a firehose but taking enough time off to get your head on right isn't ok either because being "emotionally distressed" isn't a valid excuse.

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

The most frustrating part of inflation is that it's hitting hard at a time in my life where I actually care about inflation. #millennial

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

Facebook friends: "If you're ever feeling suicidal DO NOT hesitate to reach out no matter how close we are. I'll be there for you!"
You: "hey"
Facebook friend: "......"

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

Probably never flying @SouthwestAir again. Venture from my usual airline once and the flight gets canceled after we're at the gate and rescheduled with a 3 hour layover? Wtf? Get it together.

[niamh @xniamhamelia]

This is the best gif to ever exist, I don’t make the rules #Eurovision

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

@WDWGuestService Must send a HUGE #castcompliment to bus driver Hector for his help the evening of 3/5! He saw a queue full of guests trying to get to MK after HS closed & went out of his way to get on that route & save us! Thx to him we had the most magical night of our trip!

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

Worst things to happen to me this year:
1) global pandemic
2) laid off of work until after covid
3) mushroom ravioli is no longer at @olivegarden

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

Hey @olivegarden why did you get rid of my favorite dish right around my birthday?! #rude #mushroomravioli #bringitback

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

Sentences that are out of date: "We used to have to rush home from school to watch TRL so we wouldn't miss our favorite music videos" #gettingold #mtv #thegoodolddays

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

Day #2: I didn't check the news once today... what is this feeling? #BidenAdministration #calm #unity #whatnow

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

The old punks watching the show at the back of the venue.

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

@jimmyfallon '95 Pontiac Grand AM: the windshield leaked and I live on the 45th parallel so in the winter the water would pool on the floor and freeze if I left the car for more than 20 minuets leaving me with a skating rink on the floorboards. Made gas/breaking interesting #MyWorstCar

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

My abiding hope—my abiding prayer—is that we emerge from this ordeal with a new wisdom.

To cherish simple moments.
To imagine new possibilities.

And to open our hearts just a little more to one another.

[Rogue POTUS Staff @RoguePOTUSStaff]

At least Biden won't need two weeks to figure out how to turn on the lights.

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

Can't stop doom scrolling. Send #democracy and #Donuts

[James Hamblin @jameshamblin]

People call vaccine mandates "Orwellian" even though Orwell died at 46 of tuberculosis, which is now preventable with a vaccine.

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

Been quarantined so long that I'm starting to think of my couch as my boyfriend in that, I miss it when I'm gone, we spend as much time together as possible and I've never felt so close to someone in my life.

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

I created a separate Facebook account for my family the day my grandma confused a wax figure of Johnny Depp for my first boyfriend in years.

[Legendary @Legendary]

Have you gotten your copy of Sam's Anniversary Trick 'r Treat Graphic Novel? Well we're giving away copies signed by @Mike_Dougherty! Enter the contest here: https://t.co/VV7aMcSGUE #LegendaryHalloweenAtHome #Sweepstakes

[Early-Late20s @EarlyLate20s]

Found a somehow more effeminate @ConanOBrien rip off in Burbank yesterday.
@TeamCoco