The Driving Crooners

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@JamesHandy5 You heard wrong dumbass

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THE CROONERS WIN THEIR FIRST GAME OF THE YEAR 50-29, SENDING SUPER FAN JAMES HANDY BACK TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL WHERE HE BELONGS. 1-0.

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Game still going on? Probably lost anyway

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Let’s play ball. Season 8 launches tonight. Tune in live @ 8:45 AS YOUR DRIVING CROONERS GET BACK ON THE HARDWOOD.

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Crooners fall 54-51.

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Tonight’s starting lineup:

PG - André Githens
SG - James “BRUUUUU” Bertelle
SF - Quinn “War Crimes” Brisbon
PF - Matthew Leviticus Flynn
C - Field “The Colonial” Johnston

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COME ON CROONERS! COME ON CROONERS! Your red hot Driving Crooners travel north tonight to take on Winded Warriors in their first playoff game in 4 seasons. Winners of 4 straight, they look to avenge a sloppy 20 point loss to their crosstown rivals earlier this season.

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Following a 61-27 BLUDGEONING of the 4-3 DZ Express last night, your Driving Crooners are going DANCING. Flynn with 18, Mikey P with 12, Lopez with 12 to lift the Crooners to their first playoff appearance since 2022. SEE YOU MONDAY.

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Tonight’s starting lineup:

PG - André Githens
SG - James “BRUUUUU” Bertelle
SF - Quinn “War Crimes” Brisbon
PF - Matthew Leviticus Flynn
C - Field “Iron Jaw” Johnston

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Driving Crooners are on a 3 game win streak and are 24-3 when André Githens starts.

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TONIGHT. 9 PM. WIN AND WERE IN. Your 4-3 Driving Crooners head to Jackson Street for their final game of the regular season with a chance to head to the playoffs. Time to find a way to make money off of this.

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BREAKING: The Driving Crooners have signed @SteveNash to a 4-year deal at the veteran minimum. The Crooners finally get the floor general they have been desperately searching for. Welcome Steve!

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ICYMI: After knocking off the #1 seed last week, the Crooners knock off the #3 seed yesterday to improve to 4-3. 17 from Brisbon, 13 from Flynn, 12 from Lopez. 16 rebounds from André Githens as he #EarnsHisDecals en route to the Crooners W

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THE CROOOOOONERS CROOON! THE CROONERS CROOOOOOOOON!

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THE CROOOOOONERS CROOON! THE CROONERS CROOOOOOOOON!

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#Time2Croon #T2C #PlayoffPush

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BREAKING : James “Brutus” Bertelle has been suspended for the first 4 minutes of tonight’s game for espionage. This follows his attempt to overthrow Coach Lopez and skipping multiple practices in pursuit of a new contract.

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Your Driving Crooners head north tonight looking for their 3rd straight win. Starting lineup:

PG - Dan “The Arbiter” Lopez
SG - Quinn “War Crimes” Brisbon
SF - Mike “Not Related to Chad or Ty” Pennington
PF - Matthew Leviticus Flynn
C - André Githens

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#Time2Croon #T2C #PlayoffPush

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#Time2Croon #T2C #PlayoffPush

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Your Driving Crooners beat (not upset) the #1 seed 47-36 to croon back to .500. The playoffs are back in reach as the Crooners croon to 3-3. Flynn with 25, Lopez returns from near fatal injury for 10 in the second half. Field #EarnedHisDecals with 6 and 10.

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@Kmax44 Will you fuck off you mush

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The Driving Crooners croon their way to a chippy, resilient win against a bunch of scumbags, 48-40. They improve their record to 2-3 and are back on track on the road to the playoffs.