Day 1 of being a wife guy in NYC:
8:00 AM — Walking to get matcha.
8:02 AM — Wifey points at the guy still wearing sunglasses from last night.
8:03 AM — We both silently judge him.
8:04 AM — Realize that used to be me every Saturday.
10:30 AM — Random Farmers market.
11:30 AM — Gym session
1:00 PM — “Let’s just walk.” (7.4 miles later…)
5:00 PM — Target against my will.
7:00 PM — Dinner in west village.
9:30 PM — In bed, very happy
Morocco will eliminate France
Spain will eliminate Belgium
Norway will eliminate England
Argentina will eliminate Switzerland
Morocco will eliminate Spain
Argentina will eliminate Norway
Morocco will beat Argentina to win the world cup. You saw it here first.
A Brazilian psychic teared up while claiming that aliens will invade the Brazil vs Scotland match at the World Cup
She says UFOs will abduct players and hundreds of fans from the stadium
I respect Messi’s greatness, but I’m fully convinced he’s going goal‑less this World Cup and Argentina are getting grouped. He holds them back.
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