Hal Jordan

Once part of the High Councillor's regime, former yellow lantern. Punished by the guardians of Oa and reinstated as a Green Lantern. RP account. 18+ #Injustice

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

the lady with the doll on #jeremykyle shouldn't be on a talk show, she needs help to deal with those horrid memories.

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

If they're ever gonna pull the plug on me I want the girl defending that junkie on #jeremykyle on my side.

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

Can't understand a word at the moment aside from the odd 'y'know what I mean' #jeremykyle

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

@Foxyfighter when and where 😜

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

@sexyemmabutt a mate of mine is on £12.65ph lucky bastard lol.

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

@FlawlessKitana sucks to be Khan 😜

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

Damn right. https://t.co/JIuwmvpaEt

[Sir Daz @IronBalls83]

He honestly disgusts me.

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

So I fractured my finger today. Pain is a bloody understatement.

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

@IronBalls83 yeah, fucked you too huh?

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

TV says its boxing, it's some shit series based on those crap 'transporter' films. This is why people bomb TV stations.

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

@IronBalls83 @Cats_Quill haha thanks mate.

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

Gee Twitter removes the character limit from DM's bra-fucking-vo! Where was that when I used to RP???

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

@Cats_Quill suffering suckatash! That poor cat lol.

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

@IronBalls83 haaaahahahhaaaa! Mate, I'm sure all my ex's think that about me.

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

@Cats_Quill plus there's granny. I don't think even catwoman could take that old biddy lol.

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

@Cats_Quill she might have a whip but I've seen that bird wield a frying pan. She's as good as battered ;)

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

@IronBalls83 okay pal, here if you need anything okay?

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

@IronBalls83 shit man, you okay?

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

@IronBalls83 sad innit? Our childhood heroes are all shadows of what we though they were.

[Hal Jordan @Earth1Lantern]

@IronBalls83 lol you would say that mate. He's been done for racism. http://t.co/AQ3fEfqHwE