Earth Defense Corps

Defense of Earth at all costs.

[Earth Defense Corps @EarthDefCorp]

Defending Earth since 2045, with the founding of the Earth Defense Coalition

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@CaptJohnson2107 Good evening, Captain Johnson.

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@Emil1828 //hey could I have the NGL

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To any and all aliens who want to invade earth:

Seek professional help. Suicide is not the answer.

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@flag_posting @Taalul Those tyrants have no place on Mother Earth!

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Same bozo who heard you say it.

[Serial Designation N @SD_N01]

“What kind of a bozo do you got to be to think that was me who said that.”

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I may be biased, being the fucking Earth Defense Corps, but I'd recommend Terran grass.

[Charlie Morningstar! ✨🍉 @HellishParody]

Reminder all you sinners!

Touch grass.

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You didn't lead us to victory against the Martian Empire
You didn't crush the """"People's Republic"""" of China
You didn't unite the entire galaxy under the banner of Sagittarius
You didn't do shit to where we are now. Go ahead. Attack Earth. Your blood with make good gold paint

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SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS
TERRA IN AETERNUM

[Flag & Heraldry Posting @flag_posting]

the FAKE Republic of China(1949-)

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1- Onwards Party (idk what to mark them as) [won last election, 89% majority]
2- Terran Zealot Party (conservative)
3- Unity Party (liberal)
4- Galactic Syndicalist Party (socialist)

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Who are YOU voting fir in the 2178 election?

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@USA_USA_POSTING Earth united in the late 2180s (under democracy, don't worry), but the US was pretty fuckin' based after the third world war ended

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THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ANNOUNCEMENT BY THE EARTH DEFENSE CORPS

SD-J THINKS SD-V IS CUTE

[Serial Designation N @SD_N01]

“I kind of think V is a bit cute-“

“..I hope nobody heard that”

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@SD_N01 @CirusJax Theres 871,557 star systems in the galaxy (that are not TRAPPIST-1, Alpha/Proxima Centauri, or Sol) with permanent settlements on at least one of their planets. And that's just star systems we've colonized, there's plenty more than are effectively left untouched.

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@Fallen__Apple Ok then, apologies for wasting your time.

Terra in Aeternum.

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@Fallen__Apple That brings suspicion. Please elaborate. Did you just get some groceries or something?

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@Fallen__Apple Don't worry, you are not presently deemed a threat. Out of curiosity, what did you do on Earth?

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@MachineMan2049 @Fallen__Apple As long as no one gets killed, he's all clear.

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Hell, it got even worse for them.

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I want YOU for the Earth Defense Corps!

[𝘌.𝘎.𝘎.𝘔.𝘈.𝘕 | 🍉 @DR_IV0_R0B0TNIK]

Join my empire, KNUCKLEHEADS!!!

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@USA_USA_POSTING I mean, I'm not against it.