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whimsical asshole. she/her. artist or whatever. 🖌🦋🌃☔️🔮🎆

[s @EarthToSaraa]

I usually reserve twitter for memes and self deprecation- but today I’m proud of myself

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I have never felt more internalized misogyny than when I just saw a video of a bald eagle mom and realized I never thought bald eagles could be girls.

[Sarah B. Hartshorne @sarahhartshorne]

I’m so impressed by people in their 20s who got a divorce. You made a commitment, broke a commitment AND hired a lawyer in the same decade that I couldn’t figure out what to do with my hair.

[charlie @chunkbardey]

everyone else’s birthday is on the most random possible day whereas mine is on the day where it’s like ok Yeah this is a birthday

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

robert pattinson seems to be actively hating whatever he is doing at any given moment and frankly i respect him for it

[PK @ParisJackson]

drive safe, you’re needed..

not by me but by someone i’m sure

[s @EarthToSaraa]

@marissamaria__ @2_jaynes Me and Sadie have the same brain it’s wild

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

I have a feeling you and me using paper straws is not gonna cut it.

[Sam Reece @ItSamReece]

The only good feeling left is when you’re eating an amazing sandwich and you still have another half left

[s @EarthToSaraa]

@2_jaynes I got recommended this tweet at 10:09 am and i honestly I wasn’t going to question it if you were day drinking

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

one moment you’re wearing a jumpsuit. The next moment you are tits out in a public bathroom

[Charlie James @malecowgirl]

i would like to take part in a scheme. not a pyramid one, just a lil heist or something

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

“I’ll just get petrol in the morning” is the worst thing you can ever do to yourself

[s @EarthToSaraa]

@2_jaynes This is very true. Group chat wouldn’t have gotten it otherwise.

[nard @avantnard]

this was one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

[Bill the Soca Bie @TheBermyBie]

Betty White was 17 days from being 100 but she lived through more than 17 leap years so those extra days count to me. She made it.

[s @EarthToSaraa]

@oh_oliverio @2_jaynes Book is “Normal People”