Loren Santiago

There's only one rule that I know of...you've got to be kind.--Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

@maddow I just finished reading your book Prequel. What an eloquent, well-researched, objective, and frightening discussion of what has happened and is currently happening in this nation. "Those who cannot remember the past...," right?

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

With the recent trend in changing team names to comply with political correctness and to prevent offending any group, how soon will the Pirates be called Rogue, Independent, Nautical Entrepreneurs?

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

Combinations that work:
Peanut butter and jelly
Peanut butter and chocolate
Milk and cookies
Combinations that will NEVER work:
Cookies and SALT
Who thought that would ever work? No! Just....NO!

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

"Dad" joke alert:

Why doesn't Santa accept gifts from children on Christmas Eve?
Because of the No-Trade "Claus"
....
😕🤦‍♂️🤣

[Kurt Vonnegut Museum and Library @VonnegutLibrary]

The firebombing of Dresden began on this day 78 years ago. Vonnegut was sheltered underground in a slaughterhouse as a POW when the bombing occurred. The experience would inform his masterpiece, Slaughterhouse-Five.

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

Have you ever had one of those days where you feel like Bruce Willis' character in The Sixth Sense?

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

When you're almost 60 and you realize you're STILL one of the younger people at your gym...😐😁

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

Is it ok to refer to toddler potty training as "evacuation drills"? 🤔😁

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

Just a general memo for all of those trendy, cutting-edge, and innovative bakeries out there: who ever said it was a good idea to put SALT in a cookie? It ISN'T!

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

Working on exorcizing some physical and emotional toxins while exercising at the gym this morning.

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

Does staring at the weights and mentally picturing lifting them count as a workout? 🤔🤣

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

"Dad" joke alert:
How do you know that scarecrows are good at their job?
They are always out standing in their field!
...
😏🤦‍♂️🤣

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

A new personal best today: 450 lbs on the squat press...

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

"Dad" joke alert:

Q:What do you call a round "floral" arrangement made out of 100 dollar bills?

A: "A wreath o' Franklin"

🤔🤦‍♂️🤣

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

I just tried to run across the street after an intense leg workout....NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! 😕🤣

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

I just watched another member at the gym use multiple pieces of equipment without wiping any of them down before or after he was finished. Thank you for sharing yourself with everyone else, "COVID Carl"! 😠

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

The HARDEST part of a leg workout at the gym...trying to walk back down the steps to the locker room when I'm finished...🤣

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

It never fails: there are at 100 pieces of equipment at the gym, but inevitably the other five people who are currently here are using the machines I need...😕🤣

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

I've been given a finite number of minutes on this planet. I'd rather not waste them all stuck behind motorists who...don't...know...how...to...DRIVE!

[Loren Santiago @Earthshine625]

My insurance company just called ME and put ME on hold? 🤔😠