Rust Cohle

Future Divorced Father of 3 | unemployed | 5’8 190 | former jv fullback at GLH

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Count your days @shakeshack, your shitty as burgers got me pissing out my ass for over a day now

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I feel like @PressSec smells like old Fritos

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@TheAKGuy You’re drunk, go sleep with you mossad agent and get ready for unemployment

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Ham sandwiched trying to do my last webworkd assignment ever call me Kash Patel

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@pablowescobag I thought this was America?!?!??

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@ryanmink @jamisonhensley @jeffzrebiec Pleeeeeease!!!

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Shout out my 8 year old ultra boosts, @adidas keep this quality up!

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@MikeJohnson Ironic isn’t it

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Warm weather always reminds me how awful my t-shirts are to wear in public

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Kinda bored at the bar, might just QB sneak my boy

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@coachbrucepearl You should go to Tel Aviv and stay there

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30 year old Tweaker near me at the brary is rapping to himself in between calling lawyers threatening to sue them. Might just call it a night and start drinking.

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Thoughts on drafting Riley Nowakowski from Indiana in the late rounds? Could be a potential fb/blocking te for us

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@MacrodosingPod @ConnerHKnapp Really well thought out view points from the heretic Christian

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I want to know how Michigan fans feel about non Michigan students/alumni who go/went to other schools but are die hard Wolverine fans. Do they see them as their equals? Personally I think their miles worse then actual attending Michigan fans.

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How tf am I supposed to goon and procrastinate my work when my entire apartment Wi-Fi is down. Really need AePi and the Big Yahu to come in clutch today. #PrayforIsreal #IsrailiStrong @netanyahu @AEPi @realDonaldTrump

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@WhiteHouse

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@FastbreakHoops5 Portgoy, SAS, @danorlovsky7

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Found a earring in my bedroom and not sure if I should ask shorty if it’s her or not, seems like a trap

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@GeneralMCNews