Ravioli Sunrise 🌄

unmeasured rhythm, schematic chaos

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My new year’s resolution is to stop judging the sun and start judging Mercury, the stuff in old thermometers.

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If I dig the aura I’ll order a country quiche . If I hate the aura I’ll order a continent quiche.

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@337T733 Yeah buddy!

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I’m the egg man now

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My shoulders are sweating and my knees are weak because I don’t know if I’ll ever top this tweet

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Annie was not okay, Frankly.

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@337T733 Calling an old person ripe is a compliment

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You know Mother Nature? I’m her grandfather/hired assassin

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Planets are being born while you’re wondering about how you’d look in sandals with a pinky toe ring

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Peanut butter and jelly go together like Orville Wright and Wilbur Wright

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@willushush You’re charging up. You might lose your mind, but you will be the most ferocious mindless baller.

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Just kidding, I’m David Wonka. Welcome to my factory.

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Ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you. This wonderful little plot of land driven by money hungry Wonkas and fueled by option-less oompa-loompas. I am dave oompa-loompa and I approve this message.

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If I fell in a well I would stay there and get hydrated until I was smarter and then I’d levitate out and predict the apocalypse. But instead I’m stuck on land so I dunno whats gonna happen.

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@337T733 @wasntm3h @shadowcastle__ @lexhodg @sus_queen I’m a grand papa

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Aside from when I do

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Actually I don’t

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We’re fucked. Perfectly. Tchuss.

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Got bored with the sounds of my footsteps if you’re wondering why I only walk on my hands