Easter Chimp

More of a Physics guy, actually

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@FabianNicieza @GailSimone I sure don’t 😂

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You wanted Shit Mountain, @NFL. You’re getting Shit Mountain. #ShitMountain #Saints #Falcons #NFCSouth

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@GailSimone Those ones are alive though? Unless they’re zombies…

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@AlexPaknadel @GailSimone Thermodynamics? So it is heat vision! Never doubt @GailSimone

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@GailSimone They want to get Tronned

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@GailSimone Oh yeah? Name three justices.

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@Super70sSports Norm MacDonald
Steven Wright

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@XavierIsLovely @GailSimone Exactly! The smirk.

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@GailSimone It’s the thing Cyclops has on his face that makes the heat beams. Without it he’s just a bossy jerk.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

FIFA just invented a fake “Peace Prize” out of thin air because Trump got his feelings hurt over the real Nobel.

Handing a war-mongering, Venezuela-bombing, 3 a.m.-rage-posting dementia patient a made-up trophy while he’s literally threatening invasions is the most pathetic ass-kissing in sports history.

He will never, ever get the Nobel.

Enjoy the plastic soccer participation medal, Don.

RT and share if you think FIFA and Trump are idiots!

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@GailSimone They had to let him in already because he got frisky with that celestial corpse they were using as a base and wouldn’t leave.

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@IGNDeals I can’t explain why this feels like a trick, but it feels like a trick 😂

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@GailSimone Lynda is left talking to a puff of me-shaped dust as I wait for her to get back in the van.

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@GailSimone You’re nice.

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@GailSimone He lived down the street from my mom when he was on American Idol! Or maybe just before? She said he was nice.

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@GailSimone The safety of the city could hinge on the outcome of their battle!

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@GailSimone

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@Gothalion Yes! Based on the replies it’s a larger club than we knew 😂