Easton Fection

Suped and Leafy

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

I matched with a girl on tinder who’s bio is “seize the day” so I slid into her carpe DMs

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

@Gearwood52 It was a cry for help

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

Smash mouth was right, the world is on fire

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

@Ethan1upMiller @THEJackLansford Situation Theory

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

We are 100% living in a situation

[Captain Burl Peacock @THEJackLansford]

I’m not chugging this beer I’m just sipping it fast

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

What kind of bird is this

[Wes Law @SirWestonLaw]

I can’t wait to be old enough to walk like this

[Connor Thompson @C_Thompson65]

Life is a roller coaster you have to throw up every now and then

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

@THEJackLansford Averaging 95 WPM on type racer. They call me a mega racer

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

Does using my standing desk all day count as working out?

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

it’s pretty crazy how we can just fly sometimes

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

@THEJackLansford Very cool!

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

@ReidABookFowler Thanks! macrowaves aren’t cheap

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

just got a new macrowave

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

I really need to find an Estonian girl

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

@Ethan1upMiller Very good Eth!!

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

Oppa Condom Style

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

@THEJackLansford Is it good?

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

When I drink too much wheat juice I feel funny

[Easton Fection @EastontheMan]

I’ll try and say more funny things today